Awwww who doesn't love Beauty and the Beast? You all the know the story. The beautiful girl realizes beauty is only skin deep, and falls in love with the beast despite the fact that he's been beaten with an ugly stick. Uh yea, well life don't always turn out that way does it? Just ask Jian Feng of China who thought his baby was so butt ugly that he accused his wife of infidelity 'cause he didn't think there was any way in hell he could be the baby daddy. When a paternity test proved the ugly truth that he was indeed the father, his wife came clean and admitted she had over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery done before she met him.
Talk about an extreme makeover!!! WHOA, now it was time to face the facts. Mrs. Feng was your classic ugly duckling turned swan. Mr. Feng divorced his wife and sued her for false pretenses for not having a face to face talk with him before the marriage, and duping him into thinking she was beautiful. When they faced off in court it sure was an ugly lawsuit. The judge agreed with Mr. Feng and ordered his ex-wife to pay him $120,000. Mr. Feng did try to save face by saying, "he married his wife out of love, but as soon as they had their daughter they began having problems". He claimed their daughter was so incredibly ugly that she horrified him. How would you like to be that little girl whose father thinks she's coyote ugly?
Now I hate to be ugly folks, but it seems to me Mr. Feng is bein' a bit two faced. He says he married his wife for love, but then sues her for bein' ugly? Did he fall face first in love, but then did she scar him for life when it came time to face the music? The whole thang is just an ugly situation.
Well, Mrs. Feng may have lost the lawsuit, but at least she ain't facing doin' any more time with that beast of a husband. She can go on Facebook, put on a happy face and find someone who still lives by the mantra "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Yeppers, it's gonna take a helluva lot more than a facelift to get rid of all of Mr. Feng's scars. And hey, Mrs. Feng got the last laugh after all 'cause obviously her plastic surgeon kept her in stitches!!!!
Thanks goes to my friend Allen for hooking me up with this blog worthy story!