Now I don't know about you, but I have taken a few Zumba classes, and I find the dance steps and moves a bit difficult to follow. In fact, the last Zumba class I took I couldn't even get my heart rate up because I was too busy trippin' over my two left feet. So seriously, kudos to this chick for gettin' down to basics and findin' a way even uncoordinated fools can get a work out. Yea, ya gotta take off your clothes and get into some compromising positions, but it sure as hell will feel better than some of those stupid ass meringue marches or salsa travels you have to do in a traditional class. The only thing ya gotta worry about is that damn video recorder 'cause I'll be darn if this new fangled Zumba Boomba ain't against the law. GAWD, I hate when that shizz happens!!!
So the law dogs have charged 29 year old Alexis Wright with engaging in prostitution, and they have released 21 names out of more than 100 men accused of being her Johns. The poor dudes. I mean they weren't able to do a basic calypso so Ms. Wright was just tryin' to accommodate their dancin' capacity by gettin' down with a little doggie style. What's the crime in that? Everyone burns a decent amount of calories, and if you're real lucky you may even experience a happy ending. Plus, with this new Zumba Boomba deal, Ms. Wright reportedly earned herself $150,000 in income over the past 18 months. DANG, no wonder she gave up the samba lunges and shimmys for some simple missionary and reverse cowgirl 'cause this chick knows how to bring in the big bucks.
Sure the little seaside community of Kennebunk is all atwitter about what high profile names will be revealed in this Zumba Boomba scandal, but really, in our fitness crazed society, shouldn't the real issue be whether or not the clients got what they paid for? Did they get a hot, sweaty, high calorie burnin' workout, or was it a mere lackluster performance? Personally, I'm waitin' for the DVDs to be released of Ms. Wright's unique Zumba Boomba exercise method. I'm always up for new and different ways to shake up my fitness routine.