Since it's the annual book fair again at Ry Guy's school, and every single year I buy him the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records, I thought I would share with you folks some of the wackiest world records hot off the press.
At 86 years old, Johanna Quaas of Germany shows why she still has that competitive edge to be the world's oldest gymnast. Looks like Granny can still bounce a quarter off that ass!
HOT DOG, no wonder this 7 pounder is the world's largest commercially available wiener. Head on over to Chicago, and shell out a mere $40 if you are jonesin' for a dog. Might wanna take some Rolaids with ya too.
"Welcome to the gun show" says Moustafa Ismail of Egypt who claims the title of the word's largest bicep.
Although Axel Rosales holds the world's record for the most facial piercings, I think he should open his own earring store. You could actually go shopping on his face. How convenient. Talk about keepin' overhead at a minimum!!!
Who knows what could get lost in those size 102ZZZ's Annie Hawkins-Turner carts around, but she proudly displays those world's largest natural breasts and has made quite a career for herself outta those "assets".
Now there's a tall drink of water. Zeus, the great dane from Michigan, is the world's tallest dog.
The tallest mohawk goes to this dude in Japan. So what kinda car do ya think he drives? Sure hope it's either a convertible or he has a sunroof so his hair can stick outta the top.