Puppy Love

Well I'll be doggone folks, just when I thought I heard and seen it all, along comes some news story that has me shakin' my head. And since ya know I like to keep my readers abreast of the issues, I thought I would tell ya about this one that has me singin' that hit song "Puppy Love" by my teenage heartthrob Donnie Osmond. Sadly, the Puppy Love here is a bit misguided by a milkmaid in the form of  44 year old Terri Graham who has been breast feeding her dog named Spider for the past 2 years.

So there's Mrs. Graham whipin' out her puppies and milkin' it for all she's got in the UK edition of Closer magazine. In the interview Mrs. Graham insists breastfeeding nourishes the dog and makes her feel like a better mom. She says she wasn't able to breastfeed her own children and having Spider suckle on her boob makes her feel complete. I guess instead of puppy chow, the lucky dog gets to go to the land of milk and honey hey? At least no doggie bag is required for Spider's leftovers.

Personally I would put my tail between my legs for puttin' this story out there for the whole world to see. The poor woman must be dog tired of people thinkin' she's a freak. In fact, her family might have even put her in the dog house for airin' their dirty laundry. Talk about steppin' in some doggie doo doo!!

Well, let's just hope the dog's bark is worse than its bite. And, I double dog dare ya to find a better doggie bowl than the one Spider's got. Now the only thang that's got me real confused is when Mrs. Graham has a hangover, what's she gonna do about gettin' her some of the hair of the dog that bit her? LAWD, let's all pray the woman is a teetotaler!!!

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