Personally I would put my tail between my legs for puttin' this story out there for the whole world to see. The poor woman must be dog tired of people thinkin' she's a freak. In fact, her family might have even put her in the dog house for airin' their dirty laundry. Talk about steppin' in some doggie doo doo!!
Well, let's just hope the dog's bark is worse than its bite. And, I double dog dare ya to find a better doggie bowl than the one Spider's got. Now the only thang that's got me real confused is when Mrs. Graham has a hangover, what's she gonna do about gettin' her some of the hair of the dog that bit her? LAWD, let's all pray the woman is a teetotaler!!!