Monday, October 22, 2012

Puppy Love

Well I'll be doggone folks, just when I thought I heard and seen it all, along comes some news story that has me shakin' my head. And since ya know I like to keep my readers abreast of the issues, I thought I would tell ya about this one that has me singin' that hit song "Puppy Love" by my teenage heartthrob Donnie Osmond. Sadly, the Puppy Love here is a bit misguided by a milkmaid in the form of  44 year old Terri Graham who has been breast feeding her dog named Spider for the past 2 years.

So there's Mrs. Graham whipin' out her puppies and milkin' it for all she's got in the UK edition of Closer magazine. In the interview Mrs. Graham insists breastfeeding nourishes the dog and makes her feel like a better mom. She says she wasn't able to breastfeed her own children and having Spider suckle on her boob makes her feel complete. I guess instead of puppy chow, the lucky dog gets to go to the land of milk and honey hey? At least no doggie bag is required for Spider's leftovers.

Personally I would put my tail between my legs for puttin' this story out there for the whole world to see. The poor woman must be dog tired of people thinkin' she's a freak. In fact, her family might have even put her in the dog house for airin' their dirty laundry. Talk about steppin' in some doggie doo doo!!

Well, let's just hope the dog's bark is worse than its bite. And, I double dog dare ya to find a better doggie bowl than the one Spider's got. Now the only thang that's got me real confused is when Mrs. Graham has a hangover, what's she gonna do about gettin' her some of the hair of the dog that bit her? LAWD, let's all pray the woman is a teetotaler!!!

Story: Here
Seriously Shawn

23 comments:

  1. There but by the grace of God go you or I. The dog I mean.

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  2. Wow, now that is freaky. I'm sure the dog enjoys it though, her style is definitely doggie.

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  3. we've seen this before when some Asian woman breastfed a baby goat or a pig, I forgot which one, but she did it only to save the animal's life. This lady above definitely needs counselling. The same goes for ladies who breastfeed their 5,6 and plus years old kids.

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  4. That... is incredibly disgusting. And not just any dog, but a pug. Imagine all of those wrinkles slithering around her breasts. I'm going to go puke now.

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  5. This is crazy and disturbing and yet i cant stop laughing and rereading this. It's like a trainwreck.
    I love you for finding us the wackiest articles to get us going!!! Perfect for a Monday morning.

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  6. Weird ... I suppose she's not hurting anyone, and it's not like the dog can be scarred ... but still, weird.

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  7. Oh my freaking gawd! What in the world is wrong with some people! And how did this even start? Who looks at their dog and thinks...hmm, maybe I should latch the pup on for a taste?!

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  8. Her jugs looks pretty full so I can't blame her for emptying them, but that dog looks too dumb to appreciate what he's getting. She ought to find a farmer who'll milk those teats and sell the milk to an ice-cream maker.

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  9. You are so funny & fun (with your quips & puns), but this lady is seriously disturbing!!!

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  10. I've heard of dogs nursing orphaned kittens, but this really takes the cake.

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  11. I've heard of a dog nursing baby kittens, but this is CRAZY

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  12. Takes all kids to make the world go round, but this might just be too much. Is it sad that I kind of feel sorry for the dog? And ouch!

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  13. Seriously, that's just ridiculous.

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  14. WHOAH! that is just plain nuts!

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  15. Oh holy crap, that just goes to show you people are insane!

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  16. Oh... oh... oh my word. Is this real life?
    How could she NOT breastfeed her kid, but she CAN breatfeed her dog? So weird. People are CRAY.

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  17. Umm...I have NO WORDS. NONE. I'm never speechless. What is happening to the world?? Where did the normal people go?

    And how did she get milk? By taking a supplement?

    I'm so embarrassed for her and her family. But all your puns were spot-on! Good girl! =)

    Thanks for linking up!

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  18. I have seen it all now...and boy do my eyes hurt!

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