Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Emmy Redneck Red Carpet Recap

DANG, I realize the 2012 Emmy awards were last week, and I'm just now gettin' around to givin' you folks my infamous redneck red carpet recap. Unfortunately I have no good excuse other than laziness. Next time I will do better. Pinky swear. Yea, so it really doesn't get any BETTAH than the gorgeous Sofia Vergara in a curve huggin' turquoise gown that sets off her glowing skin. And the chick has nerve enough to have a sexy accent to go along with that bodacious bod. BITCH!!!!!

Of course her ample asset busted on through 20 minutes before her show won an Emmy. Now that's a winning ass!!!

Allison Williams comes in a close second with this emerald green stunner.
 
A flamenco dancer even made an appearance on the red carpet.
 
Try as she may, try as she might, Julianne Moore is a lemony fright.
 
Lucy Liu mistakenly thought it was Disco night at Studio 54.  
 
Come, let Mama show you the way son.
 
So that's where my Grandma's tablecloth got to.
 
Best comedy actress nominee Lena Dunham proves this dress ain't no laughing matter.
 
 
And folks the Emmy for best personal flotation devices goes to Christina Hendricks.
 
Go on girl, take a load off and set for a spell.
 
Images: Here
 


19 comments:

  1. Well at least she'll have no fear of drowning haha and how these rich idiots think most of those look good is beyond me.

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  2. I'm kinda shocked you didn't post the famous picture of Sofia Viagra's dress being torn at the bum. She tweeted the pic herself :)

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    1. Damn, I'm losin' it. I totally forgot to load that pic. Thank you for the reminder. I just updated my post.

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    2. always count on the spy to correct the missing naughtiness :)

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  3. I bet Hendricks is a great swimmer.

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  4. I cracked up at the Nicole Kidman one. LOL So true!!! Sofia really is the definition of sexy. I agree that she's the winner :) :)

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  5. Hilarious! Sophia is a hottie, I'll admit! But the best caption was for Nic and Keith. Awesome choices for the dresses (what NOT to wear edition!). You always make me laugh!

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  6. Your captions were dead on! Although i really did like the disco dress.

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  7. Thank you for linking to the e.a.s.y. Tuesday - and I get the "easy" as in esp. Sofia being easy on her tweet! Gosh - have some no shame??? I completely lost it when you said "flotation devices" baaaaaaaaaahhahaha. I also thought Sophia looked like a Mermaid in her dress.

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  8. Didn't know you were being lazy, because I didn't even know the Emmys were last week. Good gravy, there were some seriously bad choices on that runway. Thanks for the update and the laugh!

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  9. Totally missed the Emmy's. Thanks for sharing the important stuff.

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  10. Some,most, no just all of those are just... wow! Those were all bad in my opinion and you called that lemon nightmare there, gawd!

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  11. "Let Mama show you the way son." HAHAHA!!!!!

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  12. I don't see how any dress could have diverted attention from Miss Hendricks' boobs. She may as well wear a "here-they-are" dress, because that's where everyone's looking.

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  13. Hahaaahaaa...so much funny, as per usual. Thanks for the low down, and some were way way way too low down. That yellow green was repeated by several. Ha.. what a style show! Thank you for coming to e.a.s.y Tuesday, too.

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  14. Oh Lordy, some of those dresses were awful, but I think Christina Hendricks looked absolutely stunning.

    Sorry, I have a tiny girlcrush on her ;).

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  15. Holy crap, Christina, how can you see over the top of those things!

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  16. I had that same dress the mad bitch is wearing. School picture day 87.,

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