So it appears Debra Johnson was jonesin' for a soda, put her money in the 7-Up machine in front of the store, but when the vending machine neither produced a soda, nor gave her money back, she got all fired up and started kickin' the dang thang. Then she got the fire down below and went for the fire in the hole method by lighting a piece of newspaper and stuffing it inside the machine. All of the 7-Ups went up in flames, and surveillance video captured everything on tape. Ms. Johnson has been arrested.
Good news is little Miss Fire Power was able to get a soda from another machine before the firetrucks arrived. Guess she needed a little mixer for her fire water.
Take a minute to watch Ms. Pyromaniac's fiery personality in the courtroom as she drops the f bomb and then basically says she don't need a lawyer to lie for her, 'cause she done it. DANG, she certainly ain't no liar, liar, pants on fire!!!