What a Ball Breaker!

Well bust my balls guys, just when you thought Lorena Bobbitt was your worst fear, along comes Joyce Maxine Gregory who threw her ex-boyfriend a curve ball by squeezing his scrotum until one of his testicles dislodged.  I'm thinkin' Lorena is such a wimp having to use a knife to inflict injury upon her man. Joyce plays hard ball by using her bare hands baby!!! Now that gives ball breaker a whole new meaning hey?

There's Ms. Gregory's mug shot from Shelby, North Cackalacky, my home state. The nuts and bolts of the situation are that Ms. Gregory attacked her main squeeze during an argument. When the man went outside to call 911, she went nuts and put his balls to the wall by squeezing a testicle from his scrotum, before he was able to free himself. I imagine that dude would give his left nut to not start an argument with that nut case again!!! The good news is that the urologist who treated the victim said there would be no long term damage.

So I was wondering if Joyce was a baseball fan and was inspired by the ol' squeeze play?

 



Or perhaps football is her sport and she enjoys a great sack.

Or maybe she is a pool shark and got carried away racking the balls.

 

But anyway you look at it folks, the poor guy busted a nut in a most unorgasmic fashion and Ms. Gregory must have been completely sacked out from the effort.

 

Thank you so much to my friendly neighbor who hooked me up with this story.

 

Story: Here

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