Friday, September 7, 2012

What a Ball Breaker!

Well bust my balls guys, just when you thought Lorena Bobbitt was your worst fear, along comes Joyce Maxine Gregory who threw her ex-boyfriend a curve ball by squeezing his scrotum until one of his testicles dislodged.  I'm thinkin' Lorena is such a wimp having to use a knife to inflict injury upon her man. Joyce plays hard ball by using her bare hands baby!!! Now that gives ball breaker a whole new meaning hey?

There's Ms. Gregory's mug shot from Shelby, North Cackalacky, my home state. The nuts and bolts of the situation are that Ms. Gregory attacked her main squeeze during an argument. When the man went outside to call 911, she went nuts and put his balls to the wall by squeezing a testicle from his scrotum, before he was able to free himself. I imagine that dude would give his left nut to not start an argument with that nut case again!!! The good news is that the urologist who treated the victim said there would be no long term damage.

So I was wondering if Joyce was a baseball fan and was inspired by the ol' squeeze play?
 

Or perhaps football is her sport and she enjoys a great sack.
Or maybe she is a pool shark and got carried away racking the balls.
 
But anyway you look at it folks, the poor guy busted a nut in a most unorgasmic fashion and Ms. Gregory must have been completely sacked out from the effort.
 
Thank you so much to my friendly neighbor who hooked me up with this story.
 
Story: Here
Images via Google Images

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28 comments:

  1. Hey, at least maybe Joyce's man can sing alto in the church gospel quire. Also, maybe after he recovers, the seats on those stolen little kids bicycles wont pinch as bad.

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  2. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

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  3. LMAO @ Bama!!! I kind of feel bad for the guy.

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  4. That was surely a nutty situation. poor guy.

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  5. That's called "Pulling a String". I had it happen to me once, when a fat bitch gleefully bounced up and down on my twig, accidentally landing on one of my berries with her massive left butt-cheek. My gonadular goodies were swollen to the size of a "soft ball" for over two weeks, and when I put on pants it looked like I had a HUGE Python rolled up in my Fruit Of The Looms. I was injured, but I gained a SHITLOAD of dates after women eyeBALLED my crotch, and I "bagged" a LOT of babes in the "sack" for those two weeks.....HOLY BALLS !!!

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  6. Maybe she's just a squirrel trying to get a nut...

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  7. Cor blimely, that sounds so painful, poor guy.
    I get angry at guys sometimes, and sometimes my friend and I play fight, but unless I was in actual danger, balls are off limits. We are lucky to have everything important inside us!
    Zoe
    x

    http://wondrous-marvellous-obsession.blogspot.co.uk/

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  8. LOL..I am still laughing at your post. I'm so sorry for this guy and at the same time, I love the humor you played in with the post. Thanks for following Dedicated2Life...in regards to this kind of humor....I got nothing! LOL I do feel good stuff but your laughter feel good ROCKS!

    Irish
    Dedicated2Life.com

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  9. LOL..I am still laughing at your post. I'm so sorry for this guy and at the same time, I love the humor you played in with the post. Thanks for following Dedicated2Life...in regards to this kind of humor....I got nothing! LOL I do feel good stuff but your laughter feel good ROCKS!

    Irish
    Dedicated2Life.com

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  10. *sniff** makes me proud to be a North Carolinian.

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  11. Wow you are everywhere I am linked up. Ha!
    Stopping by from Blog Hop til you drop. Love for you to stop by to Naptime Review and return the follow when you can. Have a great weekend!
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  12. I wonder where you get these stories, sister.... or maybe we don't wanna know? :)))

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  13. And gentlemen everywhere cross their legs awkwardly.

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  14. Uggh..huu. Nut case hahahahaaaaa.

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  15. You have a real knack for finding these stories, and an even better knack for finding the best ways of describing them.

    I also think that she found a much better solution to quell her anger than those stress balls that they sell.

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    I am also a new follower!
    would love to have you visit my blog as
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    www.theplanetmommy.blogspot.com

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  22. ok I'm not a man but OUCH !!!!! some people are crazy !
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