Saturday, September 29, 2012

Weekend Wisecrack

Today I thought I would post some real funnies I heard this week straight outta the mouths of my family and friends:

Me: Did you hear Princess Kate is pregnant with twins?
Dirty Diana: I thought she already flashed her twins for a photographer.


In Spanish class a girl sitting next to my 17 year old son says to him: "Who is you lookin' at?"
He replies, "Clearly at someone who needs English class more than Spanish".


I decided to dress like Honey Boo Boo's Mama for Halloween this year. Uncle Jeffy says to me, "where are you gonna get the 3 chins"?

Images via Google Images

19 comments:

  1. LOL! If you actually do dress as Honey Boo Boo's mama you MUST post pics!! :D

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  2. In order to get those chins you'll have to also have twins hahaha

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  3. My hubs and I are going as replacement refs, complete with black eyes, arms in slings, etc.

    I agree with needing the pics if you go as Honey Boo Boo's mother.

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  4. There's a lotta Chins in a Chinese phonebook.
    Was that too easy?

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  5. HAHAHA! I loved what your son said. Oh so true. And I'm with the others, if you go as Honey Boo Boo's mom, pics are a MUST.

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  6. Here's one of my daddy's favorite jokes, God rest his funny soul.

    "She has more Chins than a Hong Kong Phone Book."

    Get it? Get it? Chin is a popular last name in Hong Kong? Okay, explaining it probably took away from the funny.

    I'm definitely going as June Boo Boo. My daughter has a shit load of pageant dresses. She does natural pageants. No fake teeth and big hair and weird spray tans and shit. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna glitz her up for halloween though and make her put on 74 pounds in 30 days.

    I don't know if that's child abuse, but we are bound to get a couple of laughs.

    And I get to wear my ankle socks. (Forklift foot).

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  7. HA! Love it all. Is Diana really pregnant with twins?

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  8. Please do dress up like Honey Boo Boo's mom for Halloween. Also, make sure you get one of those remote control fart devices so you can replicate her disgustingness. Just don't expect to get laid that night.

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  9. Haha! The kid in your son's class reminds me of this kid that my son had in his class when he was in 6th grade. They were learning about nutrition and when the teacher left the room the kid says, "I ain't eatin' food by lookin at no food triangle! F that! Food Triangle." We've been saying that for years.

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  10. OMG people already started calling Kate Diana in comments.....

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