Monday, September 24, 2012

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

So has anybody been following the latest Lindsay Lohan/Amanda Bynes drama? Whew, it sure is playin' out like a LifeTime movie of the week that's fo' sho! So, we all know of Lindsay's trouble with the law in the past. She has been arrested for several violations including drug charges, DUI, reckless driving, stealing from a jewelery store and served time in jail for drug charges and for violating her probation. Not exactly a model citizen hey?

But lately the former Nickelodeon tween queen has found herself in a heap of trouble with the law dogs. Even though she famously touted herself as a teetotaler, after a string of recent car accidents she's facing one charge of DUI, two charges of misdemeanor hit and run, texting and driving, and a license suspension. She was also photographed in her car smoking a small pipe. Her car has now been impounded.

So, Ms. Lohan decides to trash Ms. Bynes on Twitter saying, "Why did I get put in jail when a Nickelodeon star has had no punishment so far"? Whew, guess little Miss Lindsay nevah heard of the ol' sayin' "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones". 'Cause guess what folks"? I open up the newspaper and what headline do I see? "Lohan charged with leaving scene of New York City accident". Yeppers, just a few days after she threw stones at someone else, Ms. Lohan was arrested in New York at 2:25 am while driving her black Porche through an alley when she clipped a pedestrian and did not stop driving. Now that is some purty damn quick Karma.

However, these two young ladies do have one very important thing in common that they may be able to bond over if they are ever lucky enough to share the same cell in the slammer. They both feel entitled enough to tweet the commander in chief about issues near and dear to their heart. Amanda tweeted Obama back in April requesting that he fire the cop who arrested her. Lindsay has now tweeted the Prez asking for a tax cut for millionaires. Uh yea girls, let us all know how both of those requests work out for ya.

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23 comments:

  1. I read about these girls and all I can think is that what they need is a damned good spanking!

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  2. If they both end up in the same cell, throw me in with them and not matter what you hear come out of there from me, DON'T open the door.

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  3. Bunch of whiny damn cry babies, each need a good whack upside the head.

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  4. She wants a tax cut for millionaires? Seriously? Bitch, please. Stop running over so many pedestrians and I'll bet you'll find you can stretch your dollars a little further.

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  5. O how I've missed you. I've also heard that prune juice helps get a fire under your butt!!! Lohan and Bynes look like lady's of the evening rather than wise woman who can or who would advise the President. I liked both when they were cute and innocent. O ya, that fades so they have to turn it up a notch to continue their popularity. that's right, that's right.

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  6. I'm so deeply ashamed that I even know off these two freaky ladies....

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  7. I think Lindsay is a total A-hole but Amanda I think has some mental issues. And I would like to give the spanking. Except for Lindsay I would wear a glove because don't trust her if you know what I mean.

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  8. HAHAHA. You know, it's sad. I used to like Amanda Bynes. She was just cute and funny. And now she's just a mess. Lindsay is hopeless. When one or both of them kill someone they might learn.

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  9. I've always hated Amanda Bynes.

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  10. I agree with Kellie's comment and offer this post as my official application for the job.

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  11. When I saw that they needed a spanking, I thought...oh, never mind what I thought.
    I'm a bad, bad man.

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  12. I'm pretty sure Amanda does not get hotter with each mugshot. As my blog co-contributor and I say....each picture of Lindsay in trouble makes her look more "gettable".

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