Monday, September 10, 2012

Party Poopers

WHOO WEE  folks, I'm here to give ya the straight poop on what happened in a popular deli in Lehi, Utah the other day when a mother with shit for brains took her twins and their porta pottys and decided to potty train them right there in the middle of the restaurant. I shit you not, this photo was taken by a lady in the deli and posted on Facebook. The mother obviously didn't give a shit and stripped her twins nekkid right there at the table while they were eating their combo #2. Just look at that cute little thang sittin' there on her potty just mindin' her pees and Q's.

Apparently other patrons at the Thanksgiving Point Deli were pissed off at seeing these whiz kids being potty trained in public, but they were just shit outta luck, 'cause the twins' Momma was obviously too pooped to take them to the restroom. Management received several complaints from customers about the incident, but since they were so busy at the time, they were unable to tell this woman to shit or get off the pot. Let's just hope she was kind enough to give a courtesy flush.

 So maybe the mother was confused and thought her kids were sittin' on the throne at Burger King?
 Or perhaps she thought she ordered the poo poo platter and pot stickers.
 
Either way, this lady must have thought the deli was a dump 'cause she allowed her kids to conduct their own version of dump and run. Hey, shit happens.
 
Thank you so much to my friend Mary who thought this news story was blog worthy.
 
 
Story: Here
Images via Google Images


20 comments:

  1. i would be pissed too. not to be racist, but i thought the chinese were bad. i've seen many of them carry their children over public drains and areas so they can pee or whatever. have also seen some who'd carried their kids over a dustbin.

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    1. I told my kids that's what they can do with me around 2032 or so.

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  2. ah, the things that happen in Utah.....

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  3. I bet the restaurant was located right next door to Walmart

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  4. People have no brains. A zombie apocolypse wouldn't be much different than how things are now.

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  5. Okay, I don't want to see OR smell a naked baby while I'm eating. Yuck.

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    1. Unless it's on the menu. Oh, God, that was sick. Bad man, Al, bad man.

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  6. Hmmm as if the food wasn't bad enough, now you see naked kids in the buff, going on the pot. Guess they didn't care to being caught with their pants down.

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    1. Well, it's better than seeing someone MY age taking a dumper at the dinner table. And don't think I won't think of it 20 years hence.

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  7. I heard about this. Totally disgusting. What is this world coming to?!?! She probably does that at home, too.

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  8. Ya know, that Burger King looks like he's taking a righteous dump himself.

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  9. That really gives Thanksgiving Point a crappy reputation. I know that place well (remember - I live in Utah) and that mommy must have poop for brains.

    a-a um, has Al Penwasser taken over your blog?

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  10. ohhhhhh thank you for taking off word verification !!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. whoooa what a meal for the little 'uns. I know potty training can be stressful, so leave it at home if mom is so pooped out to cook with that hard work of potty training. Haahahhahaaa what a story.

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  12. After reading this post, all I could muster was "Oh, shit." No pun intended.

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  13. I have been in the food business for over 30 years and that has got to be a health department violation! And where is momma washing her hands? In the finger bowls of water? Breast feed Fine! Poop NOT~!

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  14. On the lighter side, it gives a whole new meaning to Pu Pu Platter LoL

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