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Monday, September 17, 2012
Pam Falls Off the Wagon
Wasn't it just last month when Pamela Anderson was quoted in People magazine as swearing off men and booze during the entire season of Dancing With the Stars All-Star edition? With her self imposed season long celibacy she vowed to rehearse a lot more and try to stay out of trouble because she's a self sabotager. Well folks, the new season has not even premiered yet and it looks like the bodacious blonde has fallen off the wagon on both counts. SHOCKING I KNOW!!!!! Yeppers, it appears Ms. Anderson has her hands caught in the cookie jar there, one curled around an alcoholic beverage and another curled around a hunky stranger.
Apparently Ms. Anderson took a likin' to this fella 'cause they were seen dancin' and partyin' at Miroir Nightclub in Rio a few nights ago. She then tweeted, "Leaving my heart in Rio.. Madness... a blur". The night before this escapade the former Baywatch babe tweeted, "Live in the moment, let yourself be you, embrace everything". Looks like the girl was just takin' her own advice huh? I mean seriously why pretend to be somethin' you just ain't meant to be. No one expects the former Mrs. Tommy Lee and former Mrs. Kid Rock to be a virtuous woman. PUUULEASE, Pamela Anderson and "man ban" go together about as well as Lindsay Lohan and rehab. Plus, it's not like she's gonna win a boat load of money on the show. It's a freakin' trophy for Gawd's sake.
I say screw the mirror ball trophy Pam and go back to plain ol' fashioned screwin'. I'm sure there are plenty of dudes willin' to give ya a first prize trophy in that department.