Monday, September 17, 2012

Pam Falls Off the Wagon

Wasn't it just last month when Pamela Anderson was quoted in People magazine as swearing off men and booze during the entire season of Dancing With the Stars All-Star edition? With her self imposed season long celibacy she vowed to rehearse a lot more and try to stay out of trouble because she's a self sabotager. Well folks, the new season has not even premiered yet and it looks like the bodacious blonde has fallen off the wagon on both counts. SHOCKING I KNOW!!!!! Yeppers, it appears Ms. Anderson has her hands caught in the cookie jar there, one curled around an alcoholic beverage and another curled around a hunky stranger.

Apparently Ms. Anderson took a likin' to this fella 'cause they were seen dancin' and partyin' at Miroir Nightclub in Rio a few nights ago. She then tweeted, "Leaving my heart in Rio.. Madness... a blur". The night before this escapade the former Baywatch babe tweeted, "Live in the moment, let yourself be you, embrace everything". Looks like the girl was just takin' her own advice huh? I mean seriously why pretend to be somethin' you just ain't meant to be. No one expects the former Mrs. Tommy Lee and former Mrs. Kid Rock to be a virtuous woman. PUUULEASE, Pamela Anderson and "man ban" go together about as well as Lindsay Lohan and rehab. Plus, it's not like she's gonna win a boat load of money on the show. It's a freakin' trophy for Gawd's sake.

I say screw the mirror ball trophy Pam and go back to plain ol' fashioned screwin'. I'm sure there are plenty of dudes willin' to give ya a first prize trophy in that department. 

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23 comments:

  1. We're all better at one thing than another. She's good at the plain old fashioned kind of thing. So guys must still think she looks hot?

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  2. Uhhh... yeah... I would NOT hit it. Ever. Hepatitis C probably isn't the only disease plaguing that one. I like my dick best when it isn't oozing boils and falling off. :)

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  3. I wouldn't hit it because girls aren't my thing historically but to her I say, rock it out girlfriend! Do your thing.

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  4. Yeah she can keep her plastic self away from me, I don't need any diseases.

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  5. Not surprised, not at all. Still makes me sad she ruined my perfect Kid Rock visions ;)

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  6. ~giggling~ I love that last line about plain ol' fashioned screwing...personally, I want to see her on the Dancing with the Stars. I can't wait to see Bruno fanning his crotch!

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  7. I agree. High libidos never fade.

    (Feel free to make that into a T-shirt)

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  8. I remember when she wanted to open a luxurious hotel in Montenegro at the same time when she was broke and living in a trailer :)

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  9. I remember being a teen and having a major crush on her. All the guys wanted to 'do' her.

    Now, not so much. Can you say 'hotdog in a hallway?'

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  10. pam anderson thinks she is the next Marilyn Monroe.

    'thinks' is the operative word here.

    Picaso vs. Picasa? hmmmm. I would rather have the artist at this point. Picasa is driving me and my computer bonkers.

    San Antonio is beautiful at the Alamo, River Walk locations. Rest of the city - awwwhk, not so much -

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  11. I will give her this, that last scene of Borat was really funny.

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  12. Has Pammy been telling people she's celibate? She might be telling the truth if you don't count the guys who've been eating her snatch. Why doesn't she just offer herself to Charlie Sheen?

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  13. I'm still laughing at the Lindsey Lohan reference and Gorilla Bananas Charlie Sheen comment!

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