Friday, September 21, 2012

I'm Super Fly


 I know some of you bloggers have posted that you received some hate mail in the past. That's the price you pay for puttin' your words and thoughts out there on the Internet for all the world to see right? I've received a few hateful emails myself. However, my view has always been that once you receive hate mail, you know you have made it big, 'cause now ya got people hatin' on ya.
 
Now I hate to brag folks, but I REALLY hit the big time 'cause my blog is so fly for a white girl that it has actually been blocked from the United States Air Force computer data base. OH YEA BABY!!!!!! My friend and faithful reader Kelley, who also happens to be a member of the US Air Force, at first just thought it was a computer network attack, but now I'm thinkin' the Lieutenant General must think I'm on the restricted target list because of my weird and wacky sense of humor. That's right folks, I'm a victim of friendly fire. Believe me when I tell ya, I realize that my posts have a tendency to fly off the handle, and sometimes I just fly by the seat of my pants. But, I know I'm popular with the jet set and really that's all that counts.
 
DANG, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the decision was made to put my blog in a holding pattern. I would have gone into fight or flight mode 'cause I ain't no fly by night blogger ya know. I take this shizz seriously. Ya gotta admit, those HOT, handsome airmen deserve a little bit of humor in their day before they do a fly by and defend our country for God's sake. I'm merely tryin' to provide some laughter in their day, and maybe get to fly the friendly skies with one or three of those hunks as a fringe benefit of puttin' a smile on their face.
 
So for all of you fly boys who are readin' this in the privacy of your chambers, if you ever wanna fly me to the moon, I sure hope you won't deviate from the flight plan. Oh and hey, just so ya know, I'm a sucker for a man in uniform so I ain't NEVAH gonna tell ya if your fly is down!!!!

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10 comments:

  1. I didn't know the air force even blocks sites.

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  2. Wow, you must have really pissed someone off, big brother might come after you, watch for plumbing vans and such parked outside your house haha

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  3. Just hope you aren't on the "no fly" list! Awesome accomplishment. High five! I'm jealous though. Hope you get your lift off to the moon! Happy Friday!

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  4. My site is blocked at many working places :) but that's mostly because it contains trailers. It's funny how many people actually read blogs during their working hours!

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  5. I'll just come over in a bow tie. Is that uniform enough for ya?

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  6. That is just plain ol' awesome. I can only hope that I get banned by a branch of the military one day too, then I will know I have made it. :)

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  7. Don't knock your haters for they are your biggest fans!

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