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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
He's Just Not That Into You
Now I ain't no body language expert, but if I was the smokin' HOT Mila, I might be on the hunt for another boy toy, 'cause it looks to me like Ashton might like a certain other toy more than her. Whatcha think folks? Mila is all pullin' her man in close and kissin' on him but he appears to be more interested in playin' angry birds or somethin'.
Girl, it's time to give that boy the angry bird if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Call me crazy Mila but he just doesn't seem that into you. Looks to me like Ashton wants to escape from your warm embrace. Good news is I hear your old boyfriend of 8 years has hit a dry spell and he could certainly use some lovin':
Yeppers, poor Macaulay Culkin is lookin' like he's goin' Home Alone!!!!