Friday, September 28, 2012
It all happened so quickly that I didn't think to grab my phone for a photo op or to stalk this person to see what bathroom they went into. However, what did grab my attention was the sideburns on the gender bender. WHOA, for a slightly built, mousy haired person of about 25'ish, she/he was sportin' some serious chops!!!! So, Hot Tamale and I had a conversation that purty much went like this:
Me: WOW, it had nice hair but did you see those huge ass sideburns? I'm thinkin' it's a dude.
HT: Yea, but it's built like a woman in those scrubs.
Me: No tits though.
HT: True but lots of chicks aren't as lucky as us. (Pushes her amazing cleavage together for the full effect)
Me: HaHa maybe she's Greek. Greeks have serious facial hair issues.
HT: (laughs) Even if she was mentally challenged, you would think someone close to her would do something about those nasty ass sideburns.
Me: That's why I'm tellin' ya it's a guy.
So we watch as the shemale exits the coffee shop and walks slowly and deliberately to its car, which is an old model green Jeep Grand Cherokee. How androgynous can ya get there folks??? After checking its phone messages, FINALLY we got our answer:
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