Hey kid number one
You look like lots of fun.
Number one is the best!
You stand out from all the rest.
Plus you don't have to wear those stupid suspenders to keep your pants up.
WHOO HOO, I'll raise a big toast to you on that with my sippy cup.
Hey kid number two
Whatcha gonna do?
You second in line dude.
Look at you chowin' down on that food!
Sucks not to be number one I know.
But dude ya just gotta go with the flow.
Hey kid number three
You should go climb a tree.
'Cause you look bored as hell.
Why don't you give out a big ol' yell.
Ya gotta make your mark somewhere in life.
Pickin' your nails just causes ya strife.
Hey kid number fo',
Bro! you ain't got swag no mo'.
Must be 'cause you last in the peckin' order.
Maybe you should just run south of the border.
Pick up your head and be proud of who you be.
Smile for the camera and the whole world to see!