1, 2, Buckle My Shoe, 3, 4, Hair No More

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks!!!! When I saw this picture from China of these quadruplets' haircuts on their first day of school, I must admit that I peed my pants a bit. Their mother shaved numbers on their heads, according to their birth order, so it would make it easier for teachers and classmates to tell them apart. If this doesn't give those kids a complex, I don't know what will folks. However, ya gotta give Mom credit for a steady hand 'cause those numbers look purty damn good!!! So I decided to write a little rhyme for these young'uns based on their newly shorn locks:

Hey kid number one

You look like lots of fun.

Number one is the best!

You stand out from all the rest.

Plus you don't have to wear those stupid suspenders to keep your pants up.

WHOO HOO, I'll raise a big toast to you on that with my sippy cup.

Hey kid number two

Whatcha gonna do?

You second in line dude.

Look at you chowin' down on that food!

Sucks not to be number one I know.

But dude ya just gotta go with the flow.

Hey kid number three

You should go climb a tree.

'Cause you look bored as hell.

Why don't you give out a big ol' yell.

Ya gotta make your mark somewhere in life.

Pickin' your nails just causes ya strife.

Hey kid number fo',

Bro! you ain't got swag no mo'.

Must be 'cause you last in the peckin' order.

Maybe you should just run south of the border.

Pick up your head and be proud of who you be.

Smile for the camera and the whole world to see!

 

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