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Friday, August 24, 2012
What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas
You know that old saying folks, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". I suppose no one wishes that were more true right now than Prince Harry huh? WHOO WEE that wild child sure did have himself a good ol' time last Friday in Sin City. Yeppers, last Friday night, Harry and his entourage went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks. They then invited the babes up to their VIP suite where every body's clothes came off and they enjoyed a ROYAL PARTAY!!!! The Prince himself turned into Minnesota Fats and a game of naked billiards was underway. Unfortunately for Harry, someone in the group snapped some photos, which are now in the hands of TMZ. But like every proper English citizen who keeps a stiff upper lip, the rep for the Royal family has no comment on the pictures at this time.
It appears that the Prince is a tad bit embarrassed of the crown jewels because he may be playing with a short cue stick. If he was playin' cards, I do believe that would be a royal flush on his cheeks. But surely he ain't complainin' 'cause there are literally thousands of chicks who would like to be this girl and be behind Harry's eight ball.
DANG, looks like Harry is quite adept at stretching over to make a shot, and if he's real lucky he might end up with a royal ball in the corner pocket. And the little pool hustler with him looks like she has a firm grip on the pool stick. Obviously she understands that in the game of billiards, you need a smooth stroke for your best performance. She sure does give a whole new meaning to the word pool "rack". One thang is for damn sure, there ain't gonna be any #2 balls left on the table at the end of the evening, 'cause I doubt there will be any blue balls left in the room.
The winner of the ELASTILash contest is Jessica Keys Luttrell. Congratulations Jessica and thank you to everyone who entered!!!