Tuesday, August 21, 2012
The Perfect Country Song
(sung to Randy's hit "Honky Tonk Moon")
Thought I would have me a little drink.
Jump in my 98 Trans Am so I could think.
Shoulda took my pick up truck.
Instead I got all liquored up.
Went to the Tiger Mart in my birthday suit.
Wanted to buy some cigs but didn't have the loot.
Thought a lot about my bleedin', broken heart.
My 71 year old wife who don't give a fart.
Took the corner way too fast.
Ended up flat on my naked ass.
Blue lights came a screamin' in.
That damn cop said I threatened him.
In my mug shot I got a black eye.
Yea, you should see the other guy.
Now I'm facin' 10 years in jail.
Hope my cougar ex will post me some bail.
(chorus) I got the has been country singer blues...............
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Thank you Sarah for giving me the heads up about poor Randy's troubles.