Monday, August 20, 2012

My Bicentennial Post and Giveaway

It happened again folks. Willard Scott showed up at my doorstep and presented me with a Smucker's jar with my mug shot on it. I must say ol' Willard is quite a lively chap indeed. This time we are celebrating my 200th blog post. Two, zero, zero, which is like a bicentennial if we were counting in years!!!! Can you believe it????

Since I get such a kick outta spreading the joy to all of you through my warped and wacky sense of humor, I thought I should honor you for actually taking the time to read these 200 posts. Like I always say, my blog is definitely for the discriminating reader. So for all of you discriminating readers, I have an AMAZING giveaway.


I got my hot little hands on a bottle of Obagi ELASTILash eyelash solution. WHOO HOO!!!!! All because I love ya from here to the moon and back again. This is the real deal people!!!! A $60 retail value yours free if you win the contest. ELASTILash promises longer, thicker, fuller eyelashes without a prescription. Also, there is no evidence of eyelid darkening like that other competitor out there. Now guys, do NOT be afraid to enter this contest 'cause your lady friend will certainly repay you in sexual favors should you be the big winnah. And seriously, there is no judgment here if you wanna use this sensational product yourself. Remember ya gotta play to win!!

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17 comments:

  1. Your blogs get me through all my crappy work weeks! I've laughed so hard, my belly hurts. Thanks for sharing :)

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  2. Will this make mustaches thicker? Because thanks to my poor genetics, I can't really grow facial hair. But maybe the only thing standing between me and the Wilford Brimley is a few strokes of this baby.

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    1. I can't grow a beard. When I tried way back when I first joined the Navy (beards were allowed back then. They DID outlaw parrots on our shoulders, though), my scruff of facial hair made me look like Yasser Arafat or Festus from Gunsmoke. And, they're both dead.
      So, I decide to shave.

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  3. My favorite wrinkles be damned trick is anti-aging cream. I know, I know. I'm only 24...but you can never start too soon!!!

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  4. With a name like Smuckers, your blogoversary has to be good!

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  5. Congrats on 200 posts and the cat prefers licking himself haha

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  6. wow 200!!! that's amazing...and from all the ones I have read they have always entertained me..that's talent lady RAW TALENT.

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  7. me is batting me eyelashes at you :)

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  8. Very interesting post, yet I would not enter that contest. No one ever wins those.

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  9. Deb - Im on my phone and keep getting tech diff to enter. I'll do it back at my pc. Yay! 200! Great!

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  10. Don't count me in the drawing (I have no use for it) but congrats! 200 is huge, as most blogs don't make it past 100.

    I may be doing a milestone giveaway soon as well. Stay tuned.... :)

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  11. 200 Hilarious Posts. I'm pretty sure I've peed a little while reading at least half of them.

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  12. Congrats! I want the eyelash stuff!

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  13. ya - I'm back at my pc and entered the contest! [pic me, pic me, pic me]

    and you can post an easy post - just clean it up and don't talk about sexual innuendos or behaviors or cuss words or human body parts or any of that stuff and we're good. o wait .... that is what you usually post about ... o right - well - awh give us a try! we just may a bit ok with what our other followers would like; healthy, clean, meaningful, upright, and happy! you can do happy! do happy! there - easy! \0/

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  14. Glad to read all of your awesome posts, woo hoo at 200!!! That jar is pretty awesome also! Haven't entered the contest yet, but will try :)

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