Monday, August 13, 2012
A Low Blow
This may be a tough nut to crack, but I've cum to the conclusion that the results of this cockamamie study are just hard to swallow. It really is a mouthful, and many people just don't give a lick about scientific studies. Every Tom, Dick and Harry will probably have a stroke when they read it. Others will have a ball when they hear about it, or they may just blow it off as junk science.
Guys, I realize havin' your dome chromed more frequently is just one more "fatherly responsibility" you might have to endure, but you are just gonna have to suck it up. Seriously dudes, it might really suck for 9 months but try to stick it out. When things get really hard, just try to blow off some steam. I trust you can do it!!!
The great news is that fellatio will no longer be regarded as just foreplay, or some nasty deed porn stars perform before "the money shot". Oh no folks, BJ's will now be seen as having a real basis in scientific research, heck, even a proven medicinal remedy. So guys and gals everywhere, start gobblin' the knob!!! And for GAWD's sake- SWALLOW, 'cause it's a proven fact that it's good fer what ails ya!!!
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Thank you so much to my friend Kristen who sent me this article and just KNEW it was blog material. Was she EVAH right!!!!