Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks!!! Ya know every day I'm amazed at all of the wacky stories I read on the web, in the newspaper, or see on TV. But I experience real joy when one of my faithful readers sends me something and says, "I saw this article and think you should blog about it". Honestly, that just makes my day that people out there really do appreciate my weird and warped sense of humor. So, today's wacky headline comes from my old friend Sarah who thought I could take this story and run with it.
OK folks, when you get home after a nice dinner and want to relax on your front porch do you normally prefer a beer or a shot? Well if you're 64 year old Martin Mazur from the Florida Keys, you prefer a tall cold one. However, when 62 year old Carolyn Dukeshire walked by and asked him if she could have a beer and he refused, she gave him a shot instead. A shot with her 9 mill that is. Yeppers, Ms. Dukeshire, known as Sea Hag, opened fire on Mr. Mazur when he refused to give her a beer, striking him in the abdomen, back and wrist. He died later at the hospital.
There's little Ms. Sea Hag herself. Ain't she a beauty? Plus, she's packin' heat and obviously knows how to use it baby!!! Lemme tell ya, after readin' this story, I'm keepin' my liquor cabinet fully stocked in case anyone happens to stop by and asks for any sort of libation that I might not normally have on hand. The last thing I need is for someone to ask me for a drink, me having to politely refuse, and them givin' me a shot instead. Shots just ain't my thang. I never could do a shot in just one sip. Ask any of my friends. I'm a complete wimp. It always takes me at least 3 or 4 sips to gulp a shot of liquor. Plus, I'm not a big fan of the injectable sort of shots either. So yea, I think I'll just stick to bein' polite and offer up folks a beer or two as they pass on by so I don't have to be dealin' with shots of any kind.
Now I think there's a lesson to be learned here that would serve us all well. If someone asks you for a beer, just be kind, be courteous, do unto others as you would have done to you etc. Otherwise, if you are asked for a beer, you gonna get a shot!!!!
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