Monday, July 2, 2012
Splittsville for TomKat
Rumor has it though that Katie made "All the Right Moves" and hired a "A Few Good Men" as part of her legal team. "The Firm" will certainly find any loop holes in their prenup to her advantage so she can enjoy "The Color of Money" that she has become accustomed to in the 5 years of their marriage. At least she ain't goin' into this deal with her "Eyes Wide Shut". With her new found freedom so close to our nation's birthday, Katie gonna feel like she was "Born on the 4th of July"!!! Her "Days of Thunder" are over baby!!!
Guess there will be no couch jumpin' for Tommy boy in the near future 'cause right now he's just "Losin' It" over what he thought was his "Endless Love". Perhaps "Taps" would be the perfect musical selection to play for the demise of the TomKat union.
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