Monday, July 2, 2012

Splittsville for TomKat

And they said it wouldn't last......... and they were right. The ultrafamous couple known asTomKat is headed for splittsville. Damn, I thought fo' sho third time would be the charm for Mr. "Top Gun". But, it looks like when it comes to tyin' the knot, it's just "Mission Impossible" for the poor guy. Ya know I have to say that there must be some "Risky Business" goin' on, 'cause I always thought of Katie as a doormat, never really having an original thought in her entire life. So, for her to actually file for divorce, there must be serious trouble in paradise. More than just Tom not being able to mix the perfect "Cocktail".

Rumor has it though that Katie made "All the Right Moves" and hired a "A Few Good Men" as part of her legal team. "The Firm" will certainly find any loop holes in their prenup to her advantage so she can enjoy "The Color of Money" that she has become accustomed to in the 5 years of their marriage. At least she ain't goin' into this deal with her "Eyes Wide Shut". With her new found freedom so close to our nation's birthday, Katie gonna feel like she was "Born on the 4th of July"!!! Her "Days of Thunder" are over baby!!!


Guess there will be no couch jumpin' for Tommy boy in the near future 'cause right now he's just "Losin' It" over what he thought was his "Endless Love". Perhaps "Taps" would be the perfect musical selection to play for the demise of the TomKat union.

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10 comments:

  1. Goodbye Katie! Now Tom can go join John Travolta in the massage parlors!

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  2. She's a dunce. She's pretty but looks so much like an ex of mine that I could never get on the whole "Katie is the hottest hollywood thing at the moment" thingamabob, that ruined it for me.

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  3. I prefer her to him but I agree. She just gives off the doormat, "I'm a follower" vibe. As for Tom? He's just a mess.

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  4. She probably got tired of buying new couches.

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  5. What do you think came between them? Scientology or a merkin is my guess.

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  6. Ha! Very clever post.

    Katie is on the phone with her legal team screaming "SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

    Jay

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  7. Oh, I can't stand him!!! I like her...but him!! And she always looked so miserable and unhappy with him. Erggg

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  8. I listened to "Tom Cruise Crazy" by Jonathan Coulton all day today on repeat in honour of the auspicious event.

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  9. Seriously, Tom has just gotten too weird in the last several years. I used to think he was hot, now I just cringe because he comes off more creepy. I do love that Katie totally side-swiped Tom with the divorce papers, though.

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  10. When I heard she wanted sole custody, I knew it was Tom's cult. Run Katie!

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