Friday, July 6, 2012
The Magical, Orgasmical Mike
Guys, please don't even bother going to see this flick with your significant other. You will be completely embarrassed. The theatre I went to was jammed packed with women of varying ages and there was a grand total of 3 men in the entire place. One guy said something like, "I can't believe I'm sitting here", another guy accompanied his teenage daughter, and the third got up and walked out for a more testosterone fueled movie next door. So ladies, grab your girlfriends for a ladies night out, then go home and give your man a little extra lovin' after gettin' all hot and bothered from seein' that sexy, sweaty beef cake on the big screen.
Word of caution- do NOT even think about going to the concession stand or the restroom during the previews, because if you miss the opening scene of the movie you are going to be regretting that decision til the day you die. If you gotta pee, cross your legs sista and wait til AFTER that pivotal moment. After you see the flick you will know EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about!!!!
My friends were split pretty evenly between Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey. Team Channing loved his height and muscle mass, while team Matthew enjoyed his lean, stream lined frame. My friend Robin was ALL over Channing's bulked up size, being that he was a former football player and all. Plus, no one can argue with that guy's dance moves. WHEW, that dude's got ALL the right moves fo' sho!!! Just imagine how those gyrations translate into the boudoir. I was most impressed that Matthew has 10 years on Channing and his body is just as rock solid as his younger compadre. His face might be a bit more weathered, but let's be honest, no one was really checkin' out his crow's feet.
So bottom line ladies, the movie probably ain't gonna be at the top of any critically acclaimed list, but it will be one that will stick in your memory for quite some time. And really, that's all that counts anyway!!
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