Monday, July 16, 2012

Baby on Board

Oh Yeah folks, some Egyptian couple just gave that infamous sign a whole new meaning!!! Ya just gotta love some parents who try to smuggle their 5 month old infant into their luggage. The baby was discovered by customs officials when the couple's luggage went through the x-ray machine at the Sharjah International Airport in the United Arab Emirates. The couple has been arrested and charged with endangering their child's life.

During interrogation the couple said that the baby didn't have the proper travel documents, so they resorted to sneaking him through inside the bag so they could have him with them in the UAE. Damn, I know applying for a passport or Visa is a pain in the ass and all, but that is taking Baby on Board to an entirely different level. Plus, hidin' the kid in their suitcase didn't even allow them to board the plane early with the first class passengers. What dumb asses!!!

Ya know, I've always joked about sneaking inside someone's luggage when they were going on an amazing trip. But when you think about it, there wouldn't be any air in there, or trashy magazines, or snacks, or libations. What a kill joy!! Uh Yeah, and I guess there is that whole x-ray scanner thing that would light you up from the inside out.  I really wouldn't want to be radioactive material since I already survived Three Mile Island as a teenager.

LAWD, what would a baby do in a suitcase when he drops his pacifier? Guess his screams would be muffled purty good, but that seems kinda cruel. Ya also know there ain't no cute mobiles or noise makers to capture his attention in that cramped space. And what if he has a huge diaper blow out and the shit leaks all over your clothes? Now that is a crappy situation that could have been avoided with a simple trip to your local passport agency.

Perhaps the luggage ploy was not the best way to smuggle the infant huh? Next time go for the old strap on to the belly trick and pretend you are pregnant or have a huge fatty tumor. Or dope the little whippersnapper with Benadryl and tell TSA it's one of those new "lifelike dolls". That should buy you at least a good 6-8 hours while the baby is knocked out cold. It's worth a shot. Just sayin'.

Story: Here

12 comments:

  1. Could you imagine being the customs agent that discovered this baby in the suitcase. I think I'd have wanted to stuff the parents in it and make them wait a while.

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  2. Arrested for child endangerment but ok to kill it when if it's a teenage girl that got caught wearing jeans and listening to rock music.

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  3. They can put pets in crates and let them ride with the cargo. Maybe they should have put the baby in a crate instead?

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  4. that's crazy. Some people just shouldn't have children!

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  5. ^^ what she said ^^ But have you seen those commercials, I think it's celly phone commercial where she puts that kid dressed up like dog in a crate and lets him fly as a pet, hilarious. These people here are just idiots!

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  6. Those dorks are idiots!! -- plain old idiots!! I sure hope their baby gets a whole, new set of loving parents.

    Re: my Vera Wang Sandals: I got them for $19 at Kohls. I blogged about them back on 4-26, perhaps prior to me and you knowing each other? They are so fun, but not 5 hours of walking fun.

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  7. Oh. My. God. I just hit my head so hard I nearly passed out. Wow. Just wow. Like you, I've joked about someone packing me in a suitcase to get to a destination, but in reality, there's no way in hell I'm climbing in a suitcase! Those people should not have children.

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  8. Oh my gosh.. that is so sad, scary and crazy... What the hell were they thinking!?

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  9. Some people are just too dumb to be allowed to breed.

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  10. oh my god.. they are soul - less people..! i just feel soo sad for the baby ;-(

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  11. Uuugh. Yes. They would have had a dead baby. That is one good thing about the inspection process that worked well, to find the baby. Ha

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  12. Smuggle their infant through customs??? I can't!! I just can't...

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