Monday, July 16, 2012
Baby on Board
During interrogation the couple said that the baby didn't have the proper travel documents, so they resorted to sneaking him through inside the bag so they could have him with them in the UAE. Damn, I know applying for a passport or Visa is a pain in the ass and all, but that is taking Baby on Board to an entirely different level. Plus, hidin' the kid in their suitcase didn't even allow them to board the plane early with the first class passengers. What dumb asses!!!
LAWD, what would a baby do in a suitcase when he drops his pacifier? Guess his screams would be muffled purty good, but that seems kinda cruel. Ya also know there ain't no cute mobiles or noise makers to capture his attention in that cramped space. And what if he has a huge diaper blow out and the shit leaks all over your clothes? Now that is a crappy situation that could have been avoided with a simple trip to your local passport agency.
Perhaps the luggage ploy was not the best way to smuggle the infant huh? Next time go for the old strap on to the belly trick and pretend you are pregnant or have a huge fatty tumor. Or dope the little whippersnapper with Benadryl and tell TSA it's one of those new "lifelike dolls". That should buy you at least a good 6-8 hours while the baby is knocked out cold. It's worth a shot. Just sayin'.