Saturday, June 9, 2012
This Shizz Called Rap Ain't Nuthin' But Crap
have been filled with hardcore strife.
My kids have a new fondness for rap.
I, on the other hand, think it's total crap.
All I wanna do is turn off that freakin' hip hop nation.
And go back to jammin' on the cool pop station.
I just don't see how my two boys
Can put up with all of that useless noise.
Gangstas sure do like to cuss!
It's no wonder I put up such a fuss!
When I hear songs from Lil Wayne
All it does is cause me pain.
People like Drake, Rick Ross and Nicki Minaj
MY GAWD, I wish they were all just a mirage!
Regardless of the sweet sound of his name,
I hate Eminem all the same.
Then they turn on someone named Mac Miller,
And I think, "Damn, that dude's gotta be a killer"!
His extracurricular antics just make me frown.
Kanye West will tell you he's da best.
He seriously causes palpitations in my chest.
Then when I hear someone like Jay Z,
I get on my knees and say this merciful plea:
PLEASE GOD, I HOPE THIS RAP CRAP IS JUST A PHASE.
AND MY KIDS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT LATEST CRAZE!
This post was written in response to Trifecta's writing challenge in which the writer was to post a creative memoir about a period in their life that can be identified by the number 3.
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