So an unidentified woman using the restroom at a Monticello, Kentucky Walmart found herself superglued to the toilet seat and was trapped for at least an hour. Paramedics were called to the scene to remove her from the seat. Police are investigating the incident to try to determine whether this was an accident or intentional. Talk about some sticky shizz!!!!!
First of all, guess her Momma never taught her to squat over a public toilet seat and to NEVAH sit her bare hiney on one of those germ infested places. Use your thigh muscles girl and squat. Over time your rock hard quads will thank you. Plus, those paper seat covers ain't there just for decoration. If you gotta do #2, USE THEM!!!! You don't need to be gettin' the creepy crawlies just 'cause you a lazy fool.
However, being the cynic that I am, I think this was an intentional act done by the victim herself. Super Glue dries purty darn fast and wouldn't work if someone else placed it on the seat just waiting for an unsuspecting soul. And, how in the hell did her butt get stuck so completely that paramedics had to remove her? What a cry for attention!!!! Personally, I can't imagine emergency personnel having to pry my old wrinkly ass off a Walmart toilet, but maybe she's got buns of steel and wanted to show off her assets!!! Somehow I kinda doubt that though bein' that she chose Walmart as her "stage". MY GAWD, how would you like that to be your claim to fame?
So what do you think folks? Was the woman a victim or the perpetrator?