Friday, June 1, 2012

Splittsville

Doesn't a weekend getaway at a swanky hotel sound heavenly? How about this boutique hotel in the Netherlands that offers unhappily married couples separate luxury accommodations, lawyers, mediators, and psychologists, plus promises divorce papers when you check out on Sunday? DAMN, now that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "headed to splittsville" doesn't it?

Yeppers, there is Jim Halfens, the Dutch entrepreneur, who came up with this whole idea of a divorce hotel to offer couples a better solution than fighting for years. Just check in for a weekend, and badda, badda, bing, you are legally divorced when you check out. WHOO WEE that's even faster than Britney Spears' annulment to what's his name. Who da thunk it huh? Normally people are tied up in court for at least a year with divorce proceedings, fighting about everything from who gets the damn dog to who gets the Tupperware containers with the lids that actually fit.   

Now I don't know about you folks, but I always think hotel sex is the BEST sex EVAH!!!!! So, if Uncle Jeffy evah kicked me to the curb and asked me to check into this hotel, I would have to have at least one more roll in the hay for old times sake. There is just somethin' about being in a hotel room that makes me all bat shit crazy for some wild action. Do ya think they make a provision for "one more for the road"???

Mr. Halfens has plans to bring his divorce hotel to the good ol' USA, and has invited Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher to be his first guests. So far no word whether the famous soon to be ex-duo will be checkin' in any time soon. He's even thinkin' of turning this concept into a reality show. Hey, I for one would watch it, 'cause there has GOT to be some crazy ass drama on that show fo' sho!!! So, what do ya think folks? Hair brained or brilliant idea?

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8 comments:

  1. Divorced in a weekend? It sounds like a dream compared to two years of legal wrangling. Maybe it would even be cheaper.

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  2. This is a brilliant idea, there are so many places that you can get married quickly that it was only a matter of time before someone hit on this idea.

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  3. I'm still trying to get my house sold that went on the market nearly 4 years ago that my ex STILL lives in. Oh well, I have a lawyer working on that as we speak.

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  4. crazy ass drama for sure!!! lols... AWesome!

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  5. It's going to attract swingers pretending to be divorcing couples. Plenty of tempting targets for them.

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  6. I would fight my husband for matching tupperware. Maybe even cut him, too.

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  7. Can you imagine the ratings that kind of show would draw? Smart dude...sad, but smart!

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