Thursday, June 7, 2012

The Split Heard 'Round the World

Folks, I love me a woman who can rock some confidence, and I have NEVAH seen someone more confident about herself than 27 year old Lulu, the plus size pole dancer who auditioned for America's Got Talent. Lemme tell ya, she fucking OWNS that pole like nobody's business!!! Although she ain't gonna be struttin' her stuff in Vegas, she is available for private parties. This gal can shake her money maker, climb up that pole, and give you dudes your money's worth fo' sho!!!! And that dramatic drop split at the end is definitely somethin' to see. I'm callin' that move "the split heard 'round the world" 'cause when this gal drops it like it's hot, the whole world knows it baby. Have a little look/see at the video, and you will understand why Lulu's choice of song, "I Just Wanna Make Love to You" is absolute perfection.



In other news I want to thank the ultra cool, hilariously funny and multi-talented Write, Rinse, Repeat who thought I was worthy of the Kreative Blogger Award. If you aren't already reading and/or following her blog, what's wrong with you??? She freakin' rocks and keeps me in stitches!!!! Since I already played by the rules, answered the questions, and told you random facts about myself in a previous post, I'm not going to bore you again. So, I'm just going to graciously accept my award and Thank GAWD I'm not an 18 time loser like Susan Lucci!!!!


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16 comments:

  1. I agree it was great to see her get up there despite the obvious criticisms that were going to be thrown at her. She really rocked it too like you said, I agree with Howard it wasn't a million dollar act but it definitely was worth seeing! :)

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  2. She has confidence, that's for sure.

    I don't mind a plus sized girl. Hell, my wife is curvy, and I absolutely love it. But Lulu looks, um, unhealthy. I will not be calling her for any private parties, I'm afraid.

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  3. She's a brave lady! I won't even let the significant other see that much skin, and I sleep with him.

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  4. Yea, wishing I were blind. Yay for confidence, but DAYUM!

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  5. Ugh Ugh Ugh. Ouch! I'm speechless. lol

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  6. Ummm, wow. I don't know what anchored that pole in but thank goodness for whatever it was. Work it if you got it...in the privacy of your own home please.

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  7. Oh, wow. Private parties? Uh huh. LOL Congrats on your award!!!

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  8. Yes. I saw that episode and it was epic. Her confidence was incredible and she is a great dancer! I had such fun watching her and kept thinking about this one strip joint in Iowa called "Big Earl's Girls" and wonder if she was a Big Earl"s or not. Congrats on the award!

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