Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Octomom Workin' Hard For the Money

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do right? Especially when she's got 14 mouths to feed, filed for bankruptcy last month, and is a year behind on her mortgage payments. It's only natural she would use her best assets while staying true to herself right? Such is the case with Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom. While being open about her money troubles, Octomom has vowed to never sell her body for funds. So instead, she finds a loophole in her vow, poses topless and films a masturbation video. There ya have it folks. Solo porn technically does not violate her vow of selling her body because she says she's not getting paid to have sex with another person. Go figure!!!!


HOT DAMN, look at that porn makeover!!!! Talk about going from drab to fab!! That chick sure as hell don't look like she popped out 14 young'uns fo' sho!!! With a bodacious bod like that, Octomom earned 10 grand for her solo porn flick. GEEZ, I really need to rethink this whole blogging gig if there's that kinda cash to be made just by gettin' your rocks off in front of the camera. Seriously, that's like earning $3,333 per minute 'cause I'm lickety split when it comes to self lovin'. And sex must certainly sell folks 'cause Vivid Entertainment has also offered Ms. Suleman $1,000 a day to work as a production assistant on one of their upcoming adult films. Sounds to me like "production assistant" is just a fancy name for one of them "fluffers" who do all the behind the scenes work gettin' the stars rock hard and ready to perform for the camera. The job does not require her to have sex and there is no nudity involved. WOW, sounds like Octomom has found a niche in the porn industry where she can bring in the big bucks without breaking that promise to herself 'cause she won't be technically having sex with another person. Them 14 little rug rats are sure gonna be proud of their Momma!!!!

Now unfortunately Nadya cancelled her upcoming stripping gig at T's lounge in Florida next month after she heard that employees were talking trash about her. The pole dancin' wannabe was supposed to perform topless twice nightly at the club in West Palm Beach. If it wasn't for those other jealous bitches, Octomom would be shakin' her money maker around that pole gettin' dollar bills stuffed in her G-string. That would have certainly put food on the table for all of those whipper snappers. I mean look at the size of those chumbuwumbas!!! But she sounds like a resourceful gal, so I have no doubt she will find another establishment more to her likin'.

If all else fails, I suppose she could make an honest livin' at Hooters 'cause she sure has a helluva pair of 'em!!! And hey, their wings ain't bad either. She can bring all her little munchkins out on Tuesday nights for the kids' special, sit 'em down in front of the big screen TV while she works her shift, and it's a win/win baby.


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16 comments:

  1. Oh yeah, I had already thought of the name of her vid. Her and 8 guys and call it OctoC*%K ;) orrrrr, her, Kate Gosslin and 16 guys, of course the women would, ahem, interact.

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  2. Her original story, when they stuck all them babies up there, made me sick. She was divorced and jobless living with her parents. I couldn't believe a professional would do that, giving her 14 reasons to live off the system. Ugh. But good for her for attempting to put food on the table fo them chirrens!

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  3. Is there something special about her body that makes everyone wants to see it? Her birth canal must be pretty elastic, but I'm sure that's true of many.

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    1. Yeah there's something special, shes sexy as hell! Also in terms of evolution she has a good track record, 14 kids. She's known for having healthy offspring. The elasticity of her birth canal probably plays a roll in that.

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  4. Gotta give her some major credit, doing what she has to do to provide. She looks great too, nothing to hide. I think it's good she stuck to just solo stuff though, don't want to get too crazy.

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  5. When is this pathetic excuse of a mother going to stop being in the news? She should be completely ashamed of herself, but nope, not her. Where is the shame these days? She gets in the news because of her BAD behaviors and keeps going more and more. I saw her on some talk show after the babies were born and all I recall is thinking somebody here is milking the system. a huh, pun intended. Thanks Deb - for keeping it REAL. (hug)

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  6. "Them 14 little rug rats are sure gonna be proud of their Momma!!!!"

    So special. Really.

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  7. Sigh...Octomom scares me!! I mean...should things be stretched, pulled, and sagging times 14?

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    1. Not if you re-do your whole body with plastic surgery. Maybe that it why she has to do porn, since she is in all that debt after the surgeries.

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  8. I really like her www.OctoPorno.com video
    She's much better in there than in real life. But on the other hand she's supposed to be a mom, not a MILF

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