Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Octomom Workin' Hard For the Money
HOT DAMN, look at that porn makeover!!!! Talk about going from drab to fab!! That chick sure as hell don't look like she popped out 14 young'uns fo' sho!!! With a bodacious bod like that, Octomom earned 10 grand for her solo porn flick. GEEZ, I really need to rethink this whole blogging gig if there's that kinda cash to be made just by gettin' your rocks off in front of the camera. Seriously, that's like earning $3,333 per minute 'cause I'm lickety split when it comes to self lovin'. And sex must certainly sell folks 'cause Vivid Entertainment has also offered Ms. Suleman $1,000 a day to work as a production assistant on one of their upcoming adult films. Sounds to me like "production assistant" is just a fancy name for one of them "fluffers" who do all the behind the scenes work gettin' the stars rock hard and ready to perform for the camera. The job does not require her to have sex and there is no nudity involved. WOW, sounds like Octomom has found a niche in the porn industry where she can bring in the big bucks without breaking that promise to herself 'cause she won't be technically having sex with another person. Them 14 little rug rats are sure gonna be proud of their Momma!!!!
Now unfortunately Nadya cancelled her upcoming stripping gig at T's lounge in Florida next month after she heard that employees were talking trash about her. The pole dancin' wannabe was supposed to perform topless twice nightly at the club in West Palm Beach. If it wasn't for those other jealous bitches, Octomom would be shakin' her money maker around that pole gettin' dollar bills stuffed in her G-string. That would have certainly put food on the table for all of those whipper snappers. I mean look at the size of those chumbuwumbas!!! But she sounds like a resourceful gal, so I have no doubt she will find another establishment more to her likin'.
If all else fails, I suppose she could make an honest livin' at Hooters 'cause she sure has a helluva pair of 'em!!! And hey, their wings ain't bad either. She can bring all her little munchkins out on Tuesday nights for the kids' special, sit 'em down in front of the big screen TV while she works her shift, and it's a win/win baby.