Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Even The Score
However, douche bags are everywhere. Back in my college days there was this rich spoiled dude who thought he was "all that and a bag of chips". The chicks would all swoon over him, and drop everything for a chance to go out with Mr. Ass Clown. The lucky ones who dated him all told similar stories of how conceited he was, and how every chance he got he was lookin' in the mirror at himself.
Mr. Ass Clown dated quite a few of my friends, and I was gettin' really pissed off at the way he treated them. Some of these poor girls really let his ass hattery attitude effect their self esteem. So I got to thinkin' how I could even the score. One day in class, I summoned up my courage and told him I was having trouble with a particular topic, and since he was SO smart, I was wondering if he would tutor me. That sucker fell for it hook, line and sinker!!!!
This post was written in response to Trifecta's 33-333 Word Writing Challenge to the word "score" meaning an account or reckoning originally kept by making marks on a tally; amount due; indebtedness.
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