Wednesday, June 13, 2012

All the Better to See You With My Dear

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and today I have a modern day version of one of my all time favorite Fairy Tales for you. I'm sure all of you remember the story of Little Red Riding Hood innocently skipping through the forest on her way to her Grandmother's house when she encounters a wolf. The wolf eats poor Grandma and dresses up like the little old woman, and when Little Red Riding Hood arrives, she says, "Grandma, what big eyes you have". The wolf replies, "All the better to see you with my dear".

 Well, believe it or not folks, there are some stupid ass criminals right here in my local community who sort of fall into a modern day version of Little Red Riding Hood. Ya see, there was a local optometrist who was skipping merrily to her humble abode when she heard noises in her house and found a window open. Fearing a break in, she called the local law dogs. When the po po came to her house to investigate, what did they find? Well, there were no intruders, but there was an entire marijuana growing operation in the basement. Detectives found dried and processed marijuana in various states of preparation, an indoor growing tent, lights, ventilation, storage containers, smoking devices and two guns. Uh yeah, do ya think that was a smart idea callin' the cops if you had that kinda shizz goin' on down in your basement? Perhaps ya coulda used those guns to defend yourself from the "intruders". Just sayin'.
Sheila Cooper's mugshot

So you know there's that whole body of evidence that says marijuana can reduce pressure on the eyes caused from glaucoma. Ten to one odds Mrs. Cooper's defense is going to be that she was growing pot for medicinal purposes since she's an optometrist. Can't you just see the law dogs talking to her after they found the illegal operation: "Oh my Mrs. Cooper, what big marijuana plants you have". Come on folks say it with me. You already know her reply, "All the better to see you with my dear".

 
Story: Here
Image via Google Images

19 comments:

  1. Wow, I have high pressure in one eye as I was at the eye doc last week, wonder if SHE has some weed?

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  2. I'm sure she was just trying to help people, but it does seem like perhaps she was a little...paranoid....hmmm

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  3. Oh my gosh! She deserves to get busted after being that stupid. ahahahahahaha.

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  4. OMG that's awesome!!! I'm so confused, break in or not. If I had that in my basement, I don't think I'd be calling the police either. That's pretty dumb! Just sayin'!

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  5. Haha what an idiot. I wonder if she didn't secretly want to get caught.

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  6. Plus, isn't the reason you buy the guns so that you don't have to call the cops??

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  7. Haha! That giraffe picture at the top is CREEPY. I keep staring at it, like I'm trying to count all of the things that are wrong with it.

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  8. Some people are just plain stupid. Here we have a prime example.

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  9. That reminds me of the story I read a long time ago of a guy who called the police because someone stole half of his marijuana plants. So the police showed up... and arrested him. For having a ton of marijuana plants. Idiot.

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  10. I bet they were breaking in to steal it all. She shouldn't have told anyone about it in the first place. What an idiot though calling the police geez lol.

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  11. Oh this is fabulous! I adore stories about stupid criminals—and there are so many of them. You really have to wonder just what they’re thinking.

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  12. That doesn't look like a normal face in the mugshot. I don't know whether she's high or constipated, but I wouldn't expect a woman with a face like that to act rationally.

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  13. Ohhhhhhh......duuuuuuuuddddddeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I hope they didn't get her stash of Oreos.

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  14. LMAO!! Ohh, how dumb!! Some people really scare me with their stupidity... lol

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  15. Funny timing. I just read today that Optometrist is the highest paid low-stress job. Now I know why!! :)

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  16. Loved it the first time - love it again. Thanks for linking this one up. It deserves another round in blog land.

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  17. Oh man.
    Some people really make you wonder what goes through their heads!

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