All the Better to See You With My Dear

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and today I have a modern day version of one of my all time favorite Fairy Tales for you. I'm sure all of you remember the story of Little Red Riding Hood innocently skipping through the forest on her way to her Grandmother's house when she encounters a wolf. The wolf eats poor Grandma and dresses up like the little old woman, and when Little Red Riding Hood arrives, she says, "Grandma, what big eyes you have". The wolf replies, "All the better to see you with my dear".

 Well, believe it or not folks, there are some stupid ass criminals right here in my local community who sort of fall into a modern day version of Little Red Riding Hood. Ya see, there was a local optometrist who was skipping merrily to her humble abode when she heard noises in her house and found a window open. Fearing a break in, she called the local law dogs. When the po po came to her house to investigate, what did they find? Well, there were no intruders, but there was an entire marijuana growing operation in the basement. Detectives found dried and processed marijuana in various states of preparation, an indoor growing tent, lights, ventilation, storage containers, smoking devices and two guns. Uh yeah, do ya think that was a smart idea callin' the cops if you had that kinda shizz goin' on down in your basement? Perhaps ya coulda used those guns to defend yourself from the "intruders". Just sayin'.

Sheila Cooper's mugshot

So you know there's that whole body of evidence that says marijuana can reduce pressure on the eyes caused from glaucoma. Ten to one odds Mrs. Cooper's defense is going to be that she was growing pot for medicinal purposes since she's an optometrist. Can't you just see the law dogs talking to her after they found the illegal operation: "Oh my Mrs. Cooper, what big marijuana plants you have". Come on folks say it with me. You already know her reply, "All the better to see you with my dear".

 

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