Friday, May 4, 2012
The Ultimate Tan!!!
Now seriously, Mrs. Krentcil could certainly give anybody a run for their money in the Banana Boat ultimate tanning contest. I don't know if Banana Boat sells that exact shade of primate copper/brown, so this chick could stand out among the crowd. Being unique and all can really work to her advantage. Oh and I'm pretty sure the words "natural" are on the outside of the Clorox bottle, so she can bill herself out as a "natural blond with the ultimate tan". The prizes are BIG in that contest folks I'm tellin' ya.
What I'm thinkin' is that Mrs. Krentcil has a gold mine staring right back at her in the mirror. She should sell her skin to the local tannery to be made into all kinds of fancy leather products. Purses, wallets, belts, shoes, and boots are BIG business. Hell, this is the PERFECT opportunity for a self professed "tanner" like herself. Cut out the middle man. Her skin is already processed and colored like the most desirable shade in leather goods. No need to bring in a professional tanner. It's a win/win folks!!!!
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