Tuesday, May 22, 2012
However, there is good news folks. If you were duped by these Shape-Ups and your body is still flabby and unsightly, all you have to do is go online and fill out a form in order to receive a refund. You really don't even have to provide any documentation that you actually bought the shoes in the first place. THANK GAWD the company will believe any lazy fat ass who tries to get in on the action. So go rejoice by having your double whopper with cheese, large fries and a chocolate shake. No need to feel guilty by exercising later 'cause your refund will be comin' in the mail in 6-12 weeks. WHOO HOO!!!!
As for me, I'm filling out my claim form 'cause I'm pissed as hell that no matter how many laps around my cul de sac I do with my pretty little Shape-Ups my booty still don't look like this:
Images: Here, Here and Google Images