Thursday, May 17, 2012
I Still Got The Saturday Night Fever!!
Anyway, when it comes to celebrities, I read my People magazine from cover to cover the day it arrives in my mailbox, and God bless your soul if you dare interrupt me!!!!! From all of my "research" there are certain celebrities that I instantly make judgments about, and it doesn't take an Einstein to figure out that I'm probably not too far off base. For instance, Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess, Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock are known as the nicest people in Hollywood, Nicholas Cage and Woody Harrelson are just WAY out there on the fringes of society, and Beyonce is serious high maintenance. Most other celebrities are debatable and left to your own personal opinion. Such is the case of John Travolta.
his arms while the Bee Gees were softly singin', "say you'll always be my baby we can make it shine, we can take forever just a minute at a time, More Than a Woman, More Than a Woman to Me". And you can bet your sweet ass I would be more than a woman (WHATEVAH in the hell that means) in order to please the winner of that disco ball.
Secondly, if these allegations are true, you already got your hush money you fool, so shut your pie hole and stop tryin' to extort anymore money. If two consenting adults entered into somethin', end of story. And seriously, this whole deal with guys comin' out of the woodwork is playin' out just like the theme song, "satisfaction, came in a chain reaction, I couldn't get enough, so I had to self destruct..... Burn Baby Burn, Disco Inferno, Burn Baby Burn"! Just remember boys, Travolta's career is gonna be Stayin' Alive a lot longer than your 15 minutes of fame, so you might not want your life to turn out to be Pulp Fiction.
So just a shout out to my guy John. There's always gonna be haters, but ya gotta keep on stayin' true to yourself. And hey, I know ya come to Wilmington every now and again to shoot a movie, so next time you are in the area, I want ya to know: "You are supreme, the chicks'll cream, for greased lightnin"!!!!!!
My blogging buddy Jax at Raviolis & Waterworks posted about this subject yesterday. Take a peek at her take on this whole ordeal.
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