Thursday, May 17, 2012

I Still Got The Saturday Night Fever!!

Well, here it goes folks. I'm layin' it out there for ya. My real world friends know this about me, but for those of you virtual friends you may be shocked to learn this, and may find yourselves either clicking off this post right now, or worse yet, unfollowing my blog altogether. But, I have always promised to keep it real for ya, and I see no sense in lyin' to ya now. I'm the type of gal who either likes you or I don't. There's really no 50/50 with me, and believe me, you know it if you ain't on my good list. I usually make up my mind within the first 10 minutes of meeting somebody, and my gut instinct rarely misguides me. My 16 year old calls me judgmental, but at my ripe ol' age, I feel entitled to that and I make no apologies for my opinions.

Anyway, when it comes to celebrities, I read my People magazine from cover to cover the day it arrives in my mailbox, and God bless your soul if you dare interrupt me!!!!! From all of my "research" there are certain celebrities that I instantly make judgments about, and it doesn't take an Einstein to figure out that I'm probably not too far off base. For instance, Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess, Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock are known as the nicest people in Hollywood, Nicholas Cage and Woody Harrelson are just WAY out there on the fringes of society, and Beyonce is serious high maintenance. Most other celebrities are debatable and left to your own personal opinion. Such is the case of John Travolta.

Personally, I have always had the Travolta FEVAH, ever since Saturday Night Fever hit the theatres in 1977. Yea, I've heard those rumors over the years that he's gay and his marriage to the beautiful Kelly Preston is a sham, but I really don't give a shit about that. I like the guy and I'm a loyal fan. So when this latest scandal hit the news about my Johnny being involved in sexual misconduct with male masseuses, I really didn't give a flyin' fuck. First of all, if John disrobed, gave some guy a naked hug, and offered the dude $12,000 in exchange for sex, I would say to the dude that he is one lucky bastard 'cause I'm jealous as hell!!!! I would actually pay $12,000 for that scenario to happen to me any day of the week baby!!! Sign me the hell up to be on that cruise ship where Johnny boy is soliciting for sex!!!! Yeppers, John could look at me with those deep blue eyes, take me in his arms while the Bee Gees were softly singin', "say you'll always be my baby we can make it shine, we can take forever just a minute at a time, More Than a Woman, More Than a Woman to Me". And you can bet your sweet ass I would be more than a woman (WHATEVAH in the hell that means) in order to please the winner of that disco ball.

Secondly, if these allegations are true, you already got your hush money you fool, so shut your pie hole and stop tryin' to extort anymore money. If two consenting adults entered into somethin', end of story. And seriously, this whole deal with guys comin' out of the woodwork is playin' out just like the theme song, "satisfaction, came in a chain reaction, I couldn't get enough, so I had to self destruct..... Burn Baby Burn, Disco Inferno, Burn Baby Burn"!  Just remember boys, Travolta's career is gonna be Stayin' Alive a lot longer than your 15 minutes of fame, so you might not want your life to turn out to be Pulp Fiction.


So just a shout out to my guy John. There's always gonna be haters, but ya gotta keep on stayin' true to yourself. And hey, I know ya come to Wilmington every now and again to shoot a movie, so next time you are in the area, I want ya to know: "You are supreme, the chicks'll cream, for greased lightnin"!!!!!!

My blogging buddy Jax at Raviolis & Waterworks posted about this subject yesterday. Take a peek at her take on this whole ordeal.

Images: Here and Google Images

11 comments:

  1. Our academic circle calls people magazine "The American Journal of Pop Culture" and we read it religiously! :-)

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  2. He was born to hand jive baby!!! Go Johnney go!!!

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  3. He seems to have really nice hair.

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  4. That's why I'm glad I'm not famous or rich, no one would gain anything by bringing my shenanigans to the light of day.

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  5. John Travolta gave me "Saturday Night Fever" too, and now I have to use this cream, and my junk always itches, and it's just not what you think it is. :(

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  6. I never followed this story, I've no idea what's happening, though I think they dropped those charges didn't they? What a shame when people are ass hats like that and do stupid stuff for attention. I don't know how celebrities handle all that jazz! We actually just picked up a copy of Saturday Night Fever for Mama Monkey Butt on Mama Monkey Day :) Happy Thursday lady!

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  7. I liked him best in Get Shorty. Maybe he's bisexual and will have sex with anyone who'll take it up the ass. How does that sound to you, ma'am?

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  8. Popped in to say hi! I love he and Olivia's duet at the end!

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  9. I don't think he's gay...but I agree with you, who cares!!!! I mean, if someone offered me 12k to give them a nude massage, I would take the money and run. Shit...I'd ask him if I could do it once a week. LOL That's a pretty damn good salary!!! hahahaha

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  10. I just enjoy his movies. Enjoy looking at him. Enjoy listening to him. Enjoy looking at him. Enjoy the sound of his voice. Have I mentioned the looking at him part? Pulp Fiction - fuck yeah!

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