Super Cool Bra which has cups filled with gel that can be frozen. There is even a traditional Japanese wind chime that dangles between the cups that is believed to sound refreshing, and a bamboo ladle thrown in for good measure in case the wearer wants a splash of water. It's taken all these years for women to suffer from sweat running down our cleavage, heat rash on the tender skin of our breasts, and our nipples feeling like they are about to spontaneously combust before someone stood up and took notice. THANK YOU TRIUMPH!!!!!
That's a whole new way to chill out out huh? Think of the savings on your electricity bill this summer 'cause the women folk will no longer need to turn up the AC on full blast. And anytime you men need a little frozen concoction, just ask your lady friend for a lick of her Popsicles. I'm sure she will be happy to oblige.
Ya know my Daddy has this funny saying that I never really understood. When it's cold outside he says, "It's cold as a witch's tit". Now maybe I can freeze me up some of those gel cups, slide Thelma and Louise into the Super Cool Bra, ride around on my broomstick in this sweltering North Cackalacky heat, and finally know what it feels like firsthand to be cold as a witch's tit. I'll be so chilled out I may even cast a spell or two on some folks. HHHHHHMMMMMMMM, I wonder if Uncle Jeffy would describe me as "cold as a witch's tit" in the boudoir? If so, I might wanna heat those gel pads up in the ol' microwave before crawlin' between the sheets so he can feel me sizzle and think I'm one hot momma!!!! This super cool bra has some real possibilities. It can go from day to night. Cold during the day when you need to stay cool, but hot at night when you need to turn up the heat baby!!!!
However, leave it to the Japanese to think of everything. At lunch time, you can just reach into your bra, grab a fish, cut off its head and instant sushi. Talk about lunch on the go. Brilliant idea!!! As for me, I will have to inquire whether I can purchase my super cool bra without the fish tank option due to my phobia. If so folks, I'm gonna have me some cool chumbuwumbas this summer fo' sho!!!!
Many thanks to my old WVU buddy Mollie for sending me this awesome story!!!
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