Today I thought I would engage you in an absolutely absurd game of Would You Rather? So, put on your thinking caps, get your vomit pails ready just in case, and for God's sake do NOT for one moment think this game is G rated. (That means remove all children under the age of 21 from the room as some material may be sensitive and/or offensive). And heeeeeeeeeeere we go:
1. Would you rather have sex with a midget or an obese person?
2. Would you rather poke a flaming stick in your eye or lick a dirty toilet bowl?
3. Would you rather be sentenced to eternal diarrhea or perpetual vomiting?
4. Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with a Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to the Oldies DVD or a Barry Manilow CD (assuming you had the capability to watch and/or listen)?
5. Would you rather swallow a dozen thumbtacks or cut off your right arm with a rusty saw?
6. Would you rather find pubic hairs at the bottom of your salad in a restaurant or find live maggots in your Chinese food after you've eaten half of it?
7. Would you rather have your eyes and ears trade places or have your nose and genitalia trade places?
8. Would you rather be hung in center square or stoned to death by an angry mob?
9. Would you rather pop a zit with your mouth or sit on an airplane next to a person with horrendous BO?
And now for the most absurd question of all, which will certainly cause serious nightmares, if not the need for intense therapy:
10. Would you rather watch porn with your parents or watch porn starring your parents?
Yea, you can thank me for that visual!!!!
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