Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Mel's Meltdown

For today's Wacky Wednesday, I thought I would give my redneck opinion of a man clearly on the edge of a severe meltdown. Poor Mel Gibson obviously needs some anger management classes and some sort of cocktail mixed with the likes of Xanax, Valium and Prozac.






Following is a transcript of a rant by Mel Gibson to screenwriter Joe Eszterhas in Costa Rica. It was recorded by Eszterhas' son Nick in December and obtained by The Wrap.
(Editor's Note: This transcript contains highly offensive language)


Mel – (screaming the whole time)
Why don’t I have a first draft of "The "Maccabees"?
What the fuck have you been doing?
I’ll type it!
— mumbling inaudible —
It’s her!
— mumbling inaudible —
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Shit!
I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfucker!
So hurry the fuck up!
(Throwing things, knocking down the totem pole)
Fuck! God!
(Coming up from the billiard room and approaching the table and screaming at the top of his lungs in the face of his guests)
Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
(Screaming)
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuckin' hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!
(Very hoarse)
 Fuck!
(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)


WHOO WEE, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed now didn't they? But folks, ya gotta give Mel credit for using the "f bomb" in the most creative fashion possible. I believe he uses the "f bomb" as pretty much every part of speech, except as an adverb in his meltdown. Guess it would be pretty difficult to use the word "fuckly", or "fuckingly" in a tantrum of that sort. Maybe if it wasn't so off the cuff, he would have enlightened us with an imaginative adverb or two.




Here is a recent picture of Mel at his latest movie premiere. Is it just me, or does Mel have the crazed look in his eyes? Ya know that look people get right before the tirade that ends up with the men in the white suits comin' at ya with the big hypodermic needle and a straight jacket? Whether it's a rant about race, Jews, or his ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, it's becoming clear that Mel might need a little time away for "personal issues or exhaustion" as the publicists like to say. I'm thinkin' his BFF Jodie Foster might want to schedule an intervention before ol' Mel hurts somebody. Seriously, if one of my good friends was actin' like that, I would bitch slap her and tell her what an asshole she's being. If there was still danger, it's intervention time with Dr. Drew baby, and I get first dibs on that hottie!!!!!


It just doesn't seem like the guy who was once hailed as "The Sexiest Man Alive" is gonna win any popularity contests anytime soon. Maybe what Mel needs is just a good ol' fashioned ass whoopin'. How about puttin' him in a rubber room with wacko Charlie Sheen when that "winner" goes on a bender and see who comes out still standin'? Charlie's got youth and tiger blood on his side, but Mel's got experience and some kick ass moves from his action flick days. Pretty fair fight I would think.


Images: Here

13 comments:

  1. I think Charlie would win the crazy stare contest and Mel would win the trash talk contest, but I don't think either of them would risk actual fisticuffs. Mel and Charlie are used to fighting guys who fall over from an air punch.

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  2. ^^ what they said, lol and "fucking cunt cocksucker whore!" <--thats pretty friggn epic! :)

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  3. My money is on Charlie. He's at least profited from his crazy (good thing??) and seems to be moving on from the meltdown. Mel on the other hand just has severe anger issues.

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  4. All said and done, I like Mel (especially in some of his earlier movies)

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  5. One of the few actors I would actually still watch (before his first loss of sanity) and he had to go and act like a fame crazed moron too.

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  6. I just loved Mel Gibson when he was younger. So handsome, charming, good actor...and, oh yeah, he kept his big fat mouth shut in public. Seriously, what happened to this man? What can he be thinking? Seems like he just totally flipped out--and I doubt he's coming back from Screwballville.

    I still like Charlie...so far.

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  7. Funny thing but that "ass whuppin" scenario was exactly what played through my mind. Do you remember the scene in "Second Hand Lions" where the young toughs got into a fight with the old fellas and not only where soundly trashed but it was done in such a honorable way that the thugs actually were redeemed and became fans of the old guys? That's what Mel needs - loving ass kicking. Hold him down and wail on him until he gives up the demons knocking around inside his head. Then we'd sit back and drink whiskey on the back porch at the ranch. Just a friendly Texan perspective on the whole mess. :)

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  8. Oh, I heard this on the radio yesterday morning! Mel has turned in a full blown NUT JOB!! But, it's almost like the screen writer wanted it to happen and was ready to record at a moments notice. Awful.

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  9. WHOA, major green highlighter, but you are so funny. (I can't recall if I've commented here or not yet, but hi, I'm Renae) I found you via Super Earthling. She is so crazy hilarious. Now I find myself searching out comedians rather than crafters... hmmm, wonder if it is because I would rather laugh than crochet a doily?
    Mel was once an idol of mine, but not so much. Too bad huh?
    ~ Renae

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    1. Welcome Renae!!! Don't worry, green highlighting and other crazy font is only for Wacky Wednesday. Sure hope you visit again sometime. I promise to keep it real for ya.

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  10. Mel was so lovely when she was younger, shame about now! but these things happen in old age, or so my grandmother tells me.

    So happy i stumbled upon your blog!
    you now have another follower :-)

    f-a-i-r-y-l-i-g-h-t-s.blogspot.com

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    1. So glad to have you on board Catherine. You seem like you keep it real yourself, so I just had to stalk your blog as well.

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  11. Mel has no filter between his brain and his mouth. Unless, it is written down on a script, he is clueless what to say.

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