this article from Jezebel about how much it costs yearly to maintain a vagina, and the number is staggering folks!!!! Yeppers it costs over $2,600 a year for birth control, feminine hygiene products, PMS relief, pelvic exams, feminine itching and yeast infection products, urinary tract infection remedies, pubic hair removal and toilet paper. Now that's just for the very basic bearded clam. You add in laser hair removal, prescriptions for serious head spinnin' during PMS, or any other female complications or surgeries, and the price rises dramatically.
WHO KNEW????????? You take that number and multiply it by the number of years you have been using these products and you got yourself some SERIOUS value!!!! Hell at my age my pussy is worth over 6 figures. I've got a six figure pussy folks and I'm damn proud of it!!!!! (Yea, I actually calculated the exact number and it's frightening)
However, I do think this issue can become a real advantage when it comes to salary negotiations for a job. Gone are the days when men make more money than women simply because they have a Y chromosome. Oh Yea, you heard it here first folks!!!! Women simply NEED to make more money to cover the cost of their beavers. At the interview it is now essential to have a print out of an itemized yearly list of related expenses for your cock holster, that must be included in your salary. Folks, this information is also crucial to anyone in line for a raise. Demand that your boss give you a raise equal to your annual cooter expenses, multiplied by the amount of years you have been with the company. Cooters cost cold hard cash to maintain and we women must fight for our rights in the workplace.
One thing is for damn sure. I'm gonna treat my 6 figure pussy like the highly valued goddess she is!!!! After spendin' all that cold hard cash on her over the years, she certainly deserves some nice, new, lacy hankie pankies, and perhaps even a trip to Adam and Eve is in order so she can get a brand new shiny toy. That's what I'm talkin' about!!!
Thank you Kristen for the scoop on this cooter story.
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