Thursday, March 1, 2012
Snooki's Got the Pregnancy Glow
WHOA, I can think of a few things that would jinx Snooki's pregnancy. How about her fondness for alcohol???????? She is shown in the picture above with her favorite libation called a "Scooby Snack", which has been renamed a "Snooki Snack" in her honor by the owner of the Beachcomber Bar & Grill. The cocktail is a mixture of coconut rum, creme de bananas, melon liqueur, pineapple juice and whipped creme. I wonder if Snooki's baby will enjoy a few Snooki Snacks straight from the bottle???? Hey, no need to rock the baby to sleep when Momma and baby can just pass out together. Such a sweet bonding moment!!!!! Oh and if Snooki decides to breast feed that will be even better. Imagine the quality nutrients that Snooki will be passing along to her newborn. Sure hope the Snooksters has already been in counseling about the effects of fetal alcohol syndrome 'cause that ain't no joke!!!!!!
Now I'm havin' a hard time envisioning a nine month pregnant Snooki, riding a tricycle down the boardwalk, and gettin' into a full blown cat fight. That chick sure can throw some punches, but her center of gravity is going to be severely compromised with that big ol' tummy and she's gonna have to learn to adjust. Maybe she will have to learn the art of hair pullin' instead. Otherwise, Snooki's gonna be rollin' down the boardwalk like Violet in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when she turned into a giant blueberry. Seriously, odds are that this pregnancy is gonna cause Snooki to become as wide as she is tall and she is gonna be topplin' over quite easily.
And for all of you with teenagers and older, PLEASE, PLEASE share with them the news that Snooki has a bun in the oven. If that doesn't give them the incentive to use birth control I certainly don't know what will!!!!!!! I for one just bought out the entire stock of condoms at my local CVS for my 16 year old son, 'cause if there's gonna be a second generation of The Jersey Shore, LAWD have mercy on us all!!!!!!!!!!!
Images: Here and Goggle Images