Tuesday, March 20, 2012
March Madness Gone Nuts!!!!
Now, I've conducted my own unofficial poll with some of my guy friends about whether they think a free pizza would be a good enough incentive for them to sign up for the ol' snip, snip procedure. All of them (including some who have actually had the surgery) said HELL NO!!!!!! My husband, who is the world's worst critic, said he would never go to a urologist who has to resort to giving away free pizza to get patients. Guess he thinks that is just plain cheesy!!!!!!
The conversation went like this:
Me: Hey babe, check out this cool promotion. A free pizza if you sign up to get your nuts snipped.
Uncle Jeffy(UJ): That has to be the damn stOOpidist, most lame brained, marketing idea I've ever heard of.
Me: No Really. I think you should consider something similar for your plastic surgery practice. How about a free quart of Ben and Jerry's after liposuction while watching a Real Housewives marathon?
UJ: Uh no, I don't think I can promote unhealthy eating after I just performed a cosmetic procedure.
Me: How about a free magazine subscription of your choice after getting your eyelids done?
UJ: Deb, the patient's eyes are so swollen, they can barely see to read.
Me: What about a free ab roller after a tummy tuck?
UJ: After one of my tummy tucks you won't need an ab roller.
Me: Well damn boy, aren't you the hot shot????? OK then, go for broke and give a free bottle of wine for every new rack.
UJ: No alcohol while taking pain medication.
Me: You're no fun.
UJ: Yea well, I don't need any Whitney Houstons on my watch.
Me: Nobody likes a smart ass.
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