Monday, March 19, 2012
Junk on the Trunk
Hell, I have some really good friends who live in that neighborhood, and I could have scored a sweet parking spot in front of their house, had a few cocktails, and could have seen a real live cock and tail right in front of me. And front and center seats can NOT be beat!!!! Do you people realize how much effort it takes to scratch and claw your way to front row seats at one of those all male reviews??????? You really take your life into your own hands with all of those screaming, liquored up women waiting to pull out your hair if you cut in front of them. Plus, this guy was doing the full monty baby!!!! Not just strippin' down to a g-string. Here was Mr. Newkirk willing to jump on cars in his birthday suit for free and the po po decided to lock him up. A disgrace to women everywhere I'm tellin' ya!!!!!
Yeppers, Friday afternoon in Forest Hills neighborhood could have been a helluva place for a bachelorette party or a girls' day out. A naked man jumping from car to car with his stick shift flapping in the breeze is a ONCE in a lifetime opportunity!!! Not to mention, he obviously has some acrobatic ability to be able to actually jump up on those automobiles. Every chick likes a dude with athletic prowess!!!! But maybe the poor guy had a spare tire and the police thought it was best for all concerned that they take him away. So I guess, instead of "junk IN the trunk", Mr. Newkirk coined a new phrase "junk ON the trunk".