Yes it's true folks. I'm on the lam. I'm runnin' from the law. My friend Heather told me to check out @DumbestLaws on Twitter and it turns out that I've been breakin' laws all over this great nation of ours. Although I'm not proud of my criminal activity, sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ya know.
Oh and in Georgia ALL sex toys are banned. DAMN, I'm quite certain last year when I visited Atlanta that my trusty magic bullet was in my carry on. That sweet little thang has been a very good companion for me, and if the po po ever arrested me I would go kickin' and screamin' if they confiscated my favorite sex toy.
Hold on to your seats now folks. Oral sex is illegal in Florida. Shit, there's another state where I'm a habitual offender. Part of my honeymoon was spent in Florida. Being a new bride I thought an obligatory blow job was part of my wifely duty ya know. Then there was the Disney cruise when the kids were in Camp Mickey and Uncle Jeffy and I snuck away to our cabin for a quickie. Both of us broke the law that day. And again in Disney World many years later when the kids went to the arcade and we went back to the room for "a nap". Yeppers, guilty as charged.
I will be discussing more dumb ass laws across the USA tomorrow, so you may want to get your affairs in order in case you need to go on the lam as well. See ya in Canada folks! The weather ain't bad this time of year.
Thank you Heather for the great scoop!
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