Monday, March 5, 2012

Don't Taste The Yogurt!!!

MMMMMMMMMM   MMMMMMMMMM  GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! And creamy Yogurt is SOOOOOOOO good for you too. Just ask Jamie Lee Curtis. She's pluggin' Activia yogurt just about every time you turn on the tube. Ya know I always thought Yogurt provided an excellent source of calcium, and now the new craze is Greek yogurt which is chocked full of protein. But hey, nuthin' beats the protein, vitamins and minerals in the yogurt samples at The Albuquerque Sunflower Market.


Yeppers, that is where Anthony Garcia admitted to tainting yogurt samples, and admitted that he placed some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he used to hand out the samples. He then approached a 32 year old female customer and offered her a sample. She spit it out on the floor several times and wiped her mouth on her clothes to get the taste out of her mouth. Guess she didn't like what Mr. Garcia had for breakfast that day.

So how does that really go down? Mr. Garcia takes a break from stocking the dairy shelves, goes in the back, spanks the monkey, puts his jiz on a spoon, zips up his pants, and thinks to himself,  "Cool, I'm ready to go mix me up some yogurt baby". That is seriously fucked up folks!!!!!!

At least Mr. Garcia now has 2 years to sit in the stony lonesome and think about whether it was worth choking his chicken at work and pawning off his pecker spit in the samples. I think as part of his punishment Mr. Garcia's daily breakfast should consist of yogurt smoothies flavored with a different prisoner's love juice every morning. I'm sure those jail birds wouldn't mind slapping their salami for a good cause. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth baby!!!!

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4 comments:

  1. Why would someone do this? On a human level it's absolutely disgusting. To actually place your jizz in someone else's food and serve it to them. WOW.

    To say this guy needs his ass kicked is quite an understatement.

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  2. i should have had yogurt this morning, instead i had nachoes. feel so out of shape now

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  3. gawd thats so gross. I've tried that Greek yogurt, minus the garcia spermies of course and YUCK. i don't care for it much. Finished my acceptance of the award you passed on to me :) thanks lady!

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  4. "pecker spit" has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read.

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