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Saturday, March 3, 2012
Bon Jovi's 50th Birthday Bash
WHOA, I'm still in recovery mode from last night's ROCKIN' birthday party!!!!!!! Jon Bon Jovi turned 50 and it was the party of the half century fo sho'!!!!!!!! I still can't believe I scored a ticket to the event but some things are just made to happen. Members of some of the coolest 80's hair bands were there. Van Halen, Motley Crue, Poison, Guns & Roses and Def Leppard were all represented. Lemme tell ya, for all of his close brushes with death lately, Bret Michaels looks pretty damn good. He still looks like a walking STD, but some things never change. And Axl Rose is just a hot mess!!!!!
But hands down, Jon Bon Jovi is the damn hottest looking 50 year old man to EVAH grace the planet. You can see me there reaching in for a kiss as he and his band arrived. One thing I'm not is shy. I was goin' in for the kill baby and it was PURE delight!!!!!!!! I may NEVAH wash my lips again!!!!! His love may be "Bad Medicine" but I would lay down on his "Bed Of Roses" any day and take him "Dead Or Alive".
Pretty cool birthday cake huh? Yeppers, when Jon himself cut that cake and handed me a slice I couldn't help but think that he was just "Born To Be My Baby"!!!! We chatted for a bit and hit it off quite nicely, and my heart was beating out of my chest when he leaned over and whispered ever so sweetly in my ear, "I'll Be There For You". I seriously thought I was going to pass out right there on the spot. But I collected myself and tried to act all cool because the party was wrappin' up.
Hey, he didn't have to tell me twice to "Lay Your Hands On Me". So I sure as hell did as you can see, and told him to "Have A Nice Day"!!!!!!