Monday, March 12, 2012
It seemed like when the BIG state farm show in Harrisburg rolled around every year, there was always a report of some sort of bestiality. I suppose those farmers got downright pumped up at the site of their purdy little beauties they were paradin' out in front of the state capital. The sheep, cows, pigs and horses were lookin' their VERY best lemme tell ya!!!! And those blue ribbon winners were probably just ripe for the pickins!!!!!! I imagine the site of all those animals primed and ready for their beauty pageant caused some perverts to get a big old boner and the sheep just didn't stand a chance with their gorgeous soft wool. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Now tell me, how damn desperate must you be to resort to fucking a dog??????? Excuse me, a DANGEROUS dog. Wouldn't it just be easier and safer to spend a few bucks on a Hustler magazine and slap your salami while drooling over the hot babes???? And if Mr. Archer really wanted a dog, he could just go down to any sleazy bar about closin' time and have his pick of the litter. The only danger he would have to worry about there is his dick rotting off from a bad STD. Nuthin' a little ol' shot of penicillin can't cure. But hey, that's better than having his pecker chewed off by a pit bull.
He just looks guilty doesn't he? There's somethin' about those eyes. The worst part of the whole deal is that Mr. Archer is now sitting in the slammer charged with two counts of bestiality. Imagine how Bubba and the boys are treating him. You just know the poor dude is takin' it up the Hershey Highway doggie style. I wonder if he's lettin' out a big ol' WHOOF WHOOF???????
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