Friday, February 24, 2012

Safe Sex with Dr. Seuss

So Zac Efron drops a condom on the red carpet at The Lorax premiere huh? Hey, you never know when you might get lucky right? I guess Dr. Seuss can fire some people up!!! Yeppers, squeaky clean Zac reaches into his pocket to hand something to his publicist and out falls a gold foiled condom. You can see him mouth the words "Oh My God" before he reaches for his sunglasses and faces the paparazzi. Take a look at the video and get a little chuckle for the weekend.
My question is who is the object of his affection? Both he and Taylor Swift, who also stars in the movie, have denied dating rumors. DAMN, I certainly hope Zac wasn't planning on using that condom with any of his other costars. Somehow I doubt Danny De Vito is Zac's type and Betty White is just way too damn cool for Zac. She would chew him up and spit him out even before the appetizer arrived. So, perhaps Zac was planning on practicing safe sex on the Lorax himself. Some people do have that whole stuffed animal fantasy thing goin' on ya know.

Can't you just hear the new Dr. Seuss safe sex rhyme:

You can do it, oh yes you can
Buy condoms, you are a man
A french tickler, what is that?
Save some money, buy a three pack!!!
Sex is naughty but feels so good
Could we, should we, YES we should!!!
Please, Please do not get a hex
You must, you must, practice safe sex!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, I sure am glad Zac practices safe sex. A combo of Zac and The Lorax, I suppose would be called a ZACAX, and that folks just wouldn't be purty!!!!!

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  1. Haha, I love the Seuss! And I read Green Eggs and Ham WAY better than Tebow! I use the voices!


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    1. I am SO incredibly honored!!!! What a wonderful surprise to wake up to on a Saturday morning. You are awesome Wiley Guy!!!

  3. Haha, I hadn't even heard about this one, very funny stuff! Poor, sweet Zac!

  4. Congrats on the award, well deserved!

  5. Hee hee hee, love your poem!

    And I hope to gawd it wasnt for Taylor Swift, who wants to think about that? Betty White would be so much funnier!

    Congrats on your big award!

  6. Hahahah that is awkward and hilarious. Dr. Seuss should have been writing condoms ads for sure! Who knew?