Friday, February 24, 2012
Safe Sex with Dr. Seuss
My question is who is the object of his affection? Both he and Taylor Swift, who also stars in the movie, have denied dating rumors. DAMN, I certainly hope Zac wasn't planning on using that condom with any of his other costars. Somehow I doubt Danny De Vito is Zac's type and Betty White is just way too damn cool for Zac. She would chew him up and spit him out even before the appetizer arrived. So, perhaps Zac was planning on practicing safe sex on the Lorax himself. Some people do have that whole stuffed animal fantasy thing goin' on ya know.
Can't you just hear the new Dr. Seuss safe sex rhyme:
You can do it, oh yes you can
Buy condoms, you are a man
A french tickler, what is that?
Save some money, buy a three pack!!!
Sex is naughty but feels so good
Could we, should we, YES we should!!!
Please, Please do not get a hex
You must, you must, practice safe sex!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, I sure am glad Zac practices safe sex. A combo of Zac and The Lorax, I suppose would be called a ZACAX, and that folks just wouldn't be purty!!!!!