It's another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks!!! If you have been lucky enough to be in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, then you have seen your fair share of liquored up women flashing their ta ta's in exchange for a coveted set of beads. Well apparently Alicia Martin and Kathryn Rayannic thought they would try the ol' Mardi Gras trick a few days early in exchange for some brewskies in a local Florida watering hole. Turns out the other bar flies weren't in the Fat Tuesday mood. The two chicks were offering to show male patrons their hooters in exchange for beers. The dudes actually asked the women to leave them alone.
WHOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE, after takin' a gander at those mugs shots I can certainly see why!!!!!! I would actually pay those chicks to keep their shirts ON!! When management asked the party girls to leave and escorted them outside, things turned ugly. Little Miss Martin has some anger management problems 'cause she punched one bar employee in the head and then pulled out a knife and threatened another. Yeppers, what started out as good clean flashing of the gazongas ended up with Martin being charged with assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Rayannic got off easy with a charge of disorderly conduct.
Now seriously, can you even imagine seeing the chumbuwumbas on those two? You just know those puppies would be all floppy and hangin' down to their knees. Kind of reminds me of that silly kids' song," Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them o'er your shoulder, like a Continental Soldier, do your boobs hang low"?
Ya gotta give the girls credit though. They were hell bent on showin' their bazookas and they were willin' to fight for their right to PAR-TAY!!!!! A girl who pulls a knife on the manager of an establishment because he wouldn't allow her to flash her tits is one serious bitch!!! I wonder if the thrill wore off after a few hours of processing in the slammer?
Perhaps the girls would have fared better down on Bourbon Street hustlin' for those green and yellow necklaces. With everyone else flashing their assets they wouldn't have gotten rejected. After all, that's why these chicks threw such a hissy fit. It was because the guys in the bar rejected their "flash offer". No girl likes to be rejected. Let that be a lesson to all of you guys out there!!!!!! Next time a chick wants to show you her tits, just say YES!!!! Otherwise, she may just pull out a knife on ya.