So Jacob is a juror on an automobile negligence case and thought it would be a grand idea to send a Facebook friend request to the defendant. The defendant told her lawyer and Jacob was promptly dismissed from the case. Now, that may have been the end of the story if he wasn't such a Dumb Jock. Yeppers, he probably thought he just pulled a fast one over on the judicial system figuring out how to get out of jury duty. However, Mr. smart ass decided to take it a step further and posted this comment on his Facebook page: "Score... I got dismissed!! apparently they frown upon sending a friend request to the defendant...haha".
Well apparently the Judge didn't like Mr. Jock's sense of humor 'cause she sentenced the bonehead to three days in the big house on charges of criminal contempt. SCORE DAT!!!!!!!
Take a look at the defendant there folks. It doesn't take an Einstein to figure out that the Dumb Jock wanted to be more than just friends with that hot babe. I think he was thinking with his penis rather than his pea sized brain. He might want to rethink his whole Facebook strategy while he's sittin' in the stony lonesome for 3 days tryin' not to drop the soap in the shower while Bubba is standing next to him. Otherwise it's Bubba who's gonna SCORE big time!!!!! He and Bubba can become great Facebook friends!!!!
P.S. Thank you Mary for the awesome tip on this story!!!!