Thursday, February 2, 2012
Who's Your Sugar Daddy?
So instead, he thinks about savin' his own rich ass. Goodman's family made their fortune in the refrigeration industry and sold the family business for over a $1 billion. I wonder if they still have any freezers on hand, 'cause I imagine there are a few good people in this world who would like to put his sorry ass inside a sub zero unit and padlock the damn door from here to eternity.
Yeppers he seriously legally adopted his 42 year old girlfriend to protect his assets from the civil lawsuit. A judge previously ruled that a trust fund that Goodman established for his two minor children could NOT be considered an asset for any damages realized in the civil suit. Now, since his girlfriend is also his daughter, she is legally entitled to inherit 1/3 of his wealth. But that bitch hit the jackpot 'cause she's over the age of 35, and she can begin drawing money off the trust fund immediately. Now that gives sugar daddy a whole new meaning, 'cause he REALLY is her daddy!!!! If there was a "most hated list" in America these people get my vote to be at the top of the list. Such legal maneuvering to protect the rich, while the innocent people suffer. That poor kid came home from college for his sister's birthday and lost his life. His family is having to fight an up hill battle to receive justice for their son.
And folks, Florida is even more whacked out than I ever imagined. Get this- Goodman and his girlfriend/daughter will not be charged with incest if they have sexual relations because Florida does NOT consider a father and daughter to be "close blood relatives". SAY WHAT????????????????? Then tell me who in the hell are close blood relatives if a parent and child are not!!!!!! I guess second cousins are taboo in Florida but it's OK to have sex with your immediate family. Now just imagine when those two are in the heat of passion, and she calls him "daddy" and he calls her "baby girl", 'cause those are not just terms of endearment, but actual legal terms to describe each other. DANG, and I thought I seen and heard it all in those hills of West Virginia. Them there Mountaineers ain't got nuthin' on them there Gators!!!!
Image via: http://abcnews.go.com/US/polo-club-founder-john-goodman-adopts-adult-girlfriend/story?id=15490688