Thursday, February 9, 2012

Bring on the Bacon

Folks, I just HAD to write this post today and inform all of you of this DELICIOUS new shake available at Jack in the Box for a limited time only. It's their bacon flavored milkshake made with real vanilla ice cream, bacon flavored syrup, whipped topping and a maraschino cherry. Jack in the Box is offered this delicacy as part of their "Marry Bacon" ad campaign. However, if you live in the Northeast or Midwest you are shit out of luck because you won't be able to try one of these yummy treats for yourself. You need to get your ass on a plane and go to another state where they are offering one of these gems. It will be well worth the trip!!!!

Listen to the nutritional value of one of these puppies. A 16 ounce bacon shake has 773 calories, 28 grams of saturated fat, 2 grams of trans fat and 75 grams of sugar. A 24 ounce shake boasts 1,081 calories, 37 grams of saturated fat, 3 grams of trans fat and 108 grams of sugar. I say if you are going for the bacon, go whole hog baby and get yourself the LARGE shake. Your arteries will thank you for it!!!!

One word of caution though. Jack in the Box warns that these beverages will only stay on the menu "as limited as limited can be", and encourages shake drinkers to act fast. If that doesn't put a fire under your ass to go out to your nearest Jack in the Box restaurant TODAY and order up one of those bacon milkshakes I just don't know what will. Plus, these limited items are NOT listed on the menu so do NOT be discouraged. The bacon shakes are a "secret item" that people can order. Aren't you glad I let you in on the secret?????? You are very welcome!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. I have had bacon flavored ice cream - and it was amazing. I am quite sure I'd love one of these too!


    1. I've had the bacon flavored ice's...different. I'd rather have the real thing though!

  2. That calorie count is staggering. In my more piggish stage I probably would've indulged myself in one of these. Now? No thank you.

    This post, however, made me laugh very hard.

  3. I'm sure that milkshake would cover half the calories I'm supposed to have every day according to my diet...

    I can't even imagine how it would taste... If you try it, let us know what you think about it!

  4. The 'marry bacon' ad was my favorite Super Bowl commercial.

    Now this???

    Bravo, Jack. Bravo.

  5. I've read of this a few times the past few days. Im very jealous, we don't have JAck in the Box here in GA. Though there is one just inside NC state line I htink. Wonder if they have them.... Yummmmmmm!!! DAY TRIP!

  6. Thank god I live in NY, and no where near any of this. Just when I reach a fabulous weight level, stuff like this gets introduced. Temptation to buy a ticket to some-other-state, USA is overwhelming. I just keep thinking about that pretty dress I just bought! haha.