Before I even attempt that issue, what the hell was she thinkin' showin' off her buxom breasts like that? Have a little respect for the dearly departed girl. Ya know when I was researching this story, some people were angry and saying that folks who were raggin' on Christina were haters, and that the focus should be on Etta. Well, I totally agree that the focus should be on Etta, but who can seriously focus on Etta when the mourners are forced to stare at Christina's giant knockers. Those puppies ain't gonna be singin' Etta's famous song "At Last" when they are free from their constricting garment. Instead, they are gonna be channeling their inner MLK and shouting "FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST"!!!!!!!!
Now the poor girl did have some sort of leakage problem. Period. It is a red substance running down from inside her skirt and down her legs. Period. Some folks are saying the leakage is the result of her sweating and causing her spray tan to streak. Period. I ain't never had a spray tan so I can't comment. Period. Other folks claim Christina had a menstruation accident. Period. Now that's somethin' I DO know about. Period!!!!! Whatever the verdict, Miss Aguilera needs a shower, a stylist who can dress her for appropriate occasions, and a suit that can better accommodate her new curves. Period.
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